Goat Tics
@goattics.bsky.social
Just a "for fun" account of silly things that Tourette's makes a @goattrain.bsky.social say.
Run by @emithegoat.bsky.social
#tourettes #tics
Run by @emithegoat.bsky.social
#tourettes #tics
"Karma in your pants"
January 19, 2026 at 2:05 AM
"Karma in your pants"
"Understand your mother"
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
"Understand your mother"
"Generate a personality"
January 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
"Generate a personality"
"Deadly butter babies"
January 15, 2026 at 10:49 AM
"Deadly butter babies"
"Get your faces checked"
January 15, 2026 at 10:26 AM
"Get your faces checked"
"Comfy shoes in your mouth"
January 15, 2026 at 10:23 AM
"Comfy shoes in your mouth"
"I'm going to make a baby tonight"
December 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"I'm going to make a baby tonight"
"You can take the highway if you want to die."
December 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"You can take the highway if you want to die."
"I'm not a Donkey Kong. Not even if you ask."
December 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"I'm not a Donkey Kong. Not even if you ask."
"You're my bucket man"
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"You're my bucket man"
"You're my slime ball"
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"You're my slime ball"
"I'm leaving you for Michael"
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"I'm leaving you for Michael"
"No need to cry about it. That's what werewolves do."
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
"No need to cry about it. That's what werewolves do."
"I don't have to go. You're not my mom!"
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"I don't have to go. You're not my mom!"
"I can spin it on my balls"
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"I can spin it on my balls"
"Come on, let me go. Your face is tiring!"
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"Come on, let me go. Your face is tiring!"
Me: "I should get something to eat"
Goat tic: "COCAINE!!"
Goat tic: "COCAINE!!"
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Me: "I should get something to eat"
Goat tic: "COCAINE!!"
Goat tic: "COCAINE!!"
"Justin Davis. He's our man!"
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"Justin Davis. He's our man!"
"Bellissimo! You're my favorite hoe!"
November 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
"Bellissimo! You're my favorite hoe!"
"You've been baconated"
October 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"You've been baconated"
"That's your brain on bottoms"
October 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"That's your brain on bottoms"
"I can beat it twice, TWICE in the world!"
October 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"I can beat it twice, TWICE in the world!"
"You promised me babies"
October 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"You promised me babies"