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Thank you for proving bigotry exists everywhere.
Every cracka' a bad cracka'. *makes a note*.. Got it.
Every cracka' a bad cracka'. *makes a note*.. Got it.
February 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Thank you for proving bigotry exists everywhere.
Every cracka' a bad cracka'. *makes a note*.. Got it.
Every cracka' a bad cracka'. *makes a note*.. Got it.
You should specify. Democrats in general or Democrats in power, because they do not want the same thing.
February 7, 2026 at 1:17 PM
You should specify. Democrats in general or Democrats in power, because they do not want the same thing.
Apple products used to mean polished for a high price.
One of those has changed.
One of those has changed.
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Apple products used to mean polished for a high price.
One of those has changed.
One of those has changed.
Most email traffic is already spam/scam/phish/etc and humans are still involved, so I would recommend further consideration of the usage of "may" in that sentence.
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Most email traffic is already spam/scam/phish/etc and humans are still involved, so I would recommend further consideration of the usage of "may" in that sentence.
When they say unredacted, they likely mean the same files that trump's minions have molested for the past year.
February 7, 2026 at 4:58 AM
When they say unredacted, they likely mean the same files that trump's minions have molested for the past year.
Not as long as Magats are allowed to vote.
It's like giving grenades to Panda bears. Destined for disaster.
It's like giving grenades to Panda bears. Destined for disaster.
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Not as long as Magats are allowed to vote.
It's like giving grenades to Panda bears. Destined for disaster.
It's like giving grenades to Panda bears. Destined for disaster.
I would add
"a shitstain of a caricature of a human"
and
"possibly the world's biggest grand mal asshole".
"a shitstain of a caricature of a human"
and
"possibly the world's biggest grand mal asshole".
February 7, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I would add
"a shitstain of a caricature of a human"
and
"possibly the world's biggest grand mal asshole".
"a shitstain of a caricature of a human"
and
"possibly the world's biggest grand mal asshole".
Jeffries when it comes to actually stopping Republican insanity:
*folds like a 90s map*
*folds like a 90s map*
February 7, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Jeffries when it comes to actually stopping Republican insanity:
*folds like a 90s map*
*folds like a 90s map*
That's to uhhhh.. *checks notes*...protect the victims!
February 7, 2026 at 4:44 AM
That's to uhhhh.. *checks notes*...protect the victims!
Meanwhile, Kapo Dems when it came to blocking a bill that would end elections in the US:
two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in front of a sign that says `` fire hose '' .
Alt: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in front of a sign that says `` fire hose '' and one character "Maxwell Smart" is telling another "his Boss" "Missed it by that much", while holding his hand up, thumb and index finger held near touching.
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Meanwhile, Kapo Dems when it came to blocking a bill that would end elections in the US:
Naming the bathrooms after him would be enthusiastically welcomed by many.
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Naming the bathrooms after him would be enthusiastically welcomed by many.
Was this before or after President Epstein said that he did post the video, but only watched "the first few seconds" before deciding to post it, because meme lords ain't got time for all that.
February 7, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Was this before or after President Epstein said that he did post the video, but only watched "the first few seconds" before deciding to post it, because meme lords ain't got time for all that.
The irony is that "just trump being trump" already puts trump as a top 10 contender for "World's Biggest Grand Mal Asshole. It's no shield to anyone half reasonable or at least not as stupid as Magats.
February 7, 2026 at 4:28 AM
The irony is that "just trump being trump" already puts trump as a top 10 contender for "World's Biggest Grand Mal Asshole. It's no shield to anyone half reasonable or at least not as stupid as Magats.
Same here, doughnut boy.
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Same here, doughnut boy.
I've said "trumps dead" thousands of times and it's not true either.
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I've said "trumps dead" thousands of times and it's not true either.
Well at least the bus driver is driving us off a fucking cliff, instead of wasting our time waiting in traffic.
That's how you sound.
That's how you sound.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his eyes closed .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his eyes closed, rubbing them as if unable to deal with a stressful situation and a headache is forming
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Well at least the bus driver is driving us off a fucking cliff, instead of wasting our time waiting in traffic.
That's how you sound.
That's how you sound.
I bet the Democrat hand wringing is going to be fucking Olympic when they, yet again, manage to just fall short of blocking, stopping, delaying or procedurally constipating the process in any way with a bill that will end elections in the US, forever.
I wait with bated breath.
I wait with bated breath.
February 7, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I bet the Democrat hand wringing is going to be fucking Olympic when they, yet again, manage to just fall short of blocking, stopping, delaying or procedurally constipating the process in any way with a bill that will end elections in the US, forever.
I wait with bated breath.
I wait with bated breath.
This is what kills me. They could just, you know, look and see whether cops are arresting protestors or ICE agents when they execute people to know, but that's a lot of work, evidently.
February 7, 2026 at 4:14 AM
This is what kills me. They could just, you know, look and see whether cops are arresting protestors or ICE agents when they execute people to know, but that's a lot of work, evidently.
They are literally irredeemable trash. Relying on what sandwiches think is what got us here.
February 7, 2026 at 4:10 AM
They are literally irredeemable trash. Relying on what sandwiches think is what got us here.
Look at history. Actions tell you exactly which one they are.
Source: I've spent 40+ years and voting, while watching Democrats always "just failed by :that much:" when stopping egregious shit, while a single Republican clown can somehow constipate an entire session/process/bill/whatever.
YMMV
Source: I've spent 40+ years and voting, while watching Democrats always "just failed by :that much:" when stopping egregious shit, while a single Republican clown can somehow constipate an entire session/process/bill/whatever.
YMMV
February 7, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Look at history. Actions tell you exactly which one they are.
Source: I've spent 40+ years and voting, while watching Democrats always "just failed by :that much:" when stopping egregious shit, while a single Republican clown can somehow constipate an entire session/process/bill/whatever.
YMMV
Source: I've spent 40+ years and voting, while watching Democrats always "just failed by :that much:" when stopping egregious shit, while a single Republican clown can somehow constipate an entire session/process/bill/whatever.
YMMV
I hate to drag this trope out but a broken clock is correct a couple of times a day.
February 7, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I hate to drag this trope out but a broken clock is correct a couple of times a day.
Reading that, I instantly imagined his fat ass, dressed in comically tight, all-black "ninja clothes", creeping in all his ungraceful glory towards Epstein's cell with a 3 wood driver.
February 7, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Reading that, I instantly imagined his fat ass, dressed in comically tight, all-black "ninja clothes", creeping in all his ungraceful glory towards Epstein's cell with a 3 wood driver.
Hey!
I'd put Susan Collin's eyebrow furrowing against anyone in the world. She's a beast with the furrow.
Lisa Murkowski can be reliably counted on to ALWAYS vote against tragedies of legislation when her vote won't matter.
365/24/7 she's there to not matter, but vote No.
I'd put Susan Collin's eyebrow furrowing against anyone in the world. She's a beast with the furrow.
Lisa Murkowski can be reliably counted on to ALWAYS vote against tragedies of legislation when her vote won't matter.
365/24/7 she's there to not matter, but vote No.
February 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Hey!
I'd put Susan Collin's eyebrow furrowing against anyone in the world. She's a beast with the furrow.
Lisa Murkowski can be reliably counted on to ALWAYS vote against tragedies of legislation when her vote won't matter.
365/24/7 she's there to not matter, but vote No.
I'd put Susan Collin's eyebrow furrowing against anyone in the world. She's a beast with the furrow.
Lisa Murkowski can be reliably counted on to ALWAYS vote against tragedies of legislation when her vote won't matter.
365/24/7 she's there to not matter, but vote No.