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mal | 25 | he/him | 18+ only, minors will be used as fishing bait on the ruby sea | ffxiv, exodus. | bootleg gposer (second life player)
i think high level materia can smell fear
January 26, 2026 at 7:49 PM
to this day i still don't know how she managed to pull this one off
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 PM
it can always be worse. you could be approached in hmart by two girls asking you to go to a club(???) with them and respond with "sorry i cant im homeless" with a cart full of frozen food and produce before ramming your cart into a freezer door in your desperate attempt to escape the conversation.
January 24, 2026 at 12:09 PM
cryin so hard abt being trans in the garlean empire that the tribunus' nipples start glowing due to the results of his experimental nipple pinkening surgery #whywouldyouevengetthat
January 21, 2026 at 5:39 PM
izumi would be at the gold saucer watching someone roll up to the crystal tower striker and nearly knock the bell clean off the top, just to drag the poor man back to asahi like "you'll never guess who i just found :)" bro thats greg on his 15 min break let him go 😭
January 19, 2026 at 8:20 PM