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The perfect give for your #dnd necromancer.

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The Vault: Portable Cemetery - The Goblin Coach
I found me a proper piece o’ loot called the portable cemetery off a skeleton in a ruined tower. Funny that. It’s a backpack, right, but it’s bigger on the inside than it looks. Fits six stiffs easy, ...
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July 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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A rat for every #dnd situation.

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The Vault: Bag of Rats - The Goblin Coach
Opened it up, and out pops a rat. This one had sparkly eyes and a whiff of burnt toast about ‘im. Then the little bugger zapped me with a Ray of Frost!
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June 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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When your #dnd character can't decide between single target or AoE!

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The Vault: Excalibrrr - The Goblin Coach
Was out ice fishin' for eels, when I sees this lass under the lake, all froze up. She's holdin’ out this shiny bit of metal. “Oi, you,” I hear in me head, all solemn-like. “Take this blade, for you ar...
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June 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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For your very best #dnd player!

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The Vault: Cat’s Pajamas - The Goblin Coach
Turned out later they was made by some lonely old hag who never got herself a proper coven, so she kept cats instead.
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June 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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When you need to send your #dnd enemies kicking and screaming!

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The Vault: Boots of Kicking and Screaming - The Goblin Coach
The bouncer let go like I was on fire. Then I gave him a swift kick to the shins with me new boots. Sent him flying into a stack of kegs.
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June 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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When your #dnd party needs to behead someone's mind!

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The Vault: Headless Headsman’s Axe - The Goblin Coach
"The Headless Headsman’s Axe!" he says. "Cuts right through the soul, leaves the body tidy." I squinted at it. "That’s a club," I said.
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May 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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When your #dnd character just can't decide.

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The Vault: Bow Staff - The Goblin Coach
"I said a bo staff, not a bleedin’ bow staff!"
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May 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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For the elderly wizard in your #dnd party!

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The Vault: Hurry Cane - The Goblin Coach
I give the stick a waggle. "Go on then," I says. Next thing I know, me feet’s buzzin’, and I’m tearin’ down the road fast as a horse.
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May 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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For when your #dnd wizard needs an actual shield...

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The Vault: Spellbookler - The Goblin Coach
Next thing, spell pages be flyin’ loose, mergin', and I find meself shrouded in a mystical glow.
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May 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Start a #dnd fight with this in shark form!

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The Vault: Deck of the Card Shark - The Goblin Coach
The air went all crackly-like, the way it does before a storm, and then out comes the Card Shark, me own personal guardian.
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May 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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An interesting insect to surprise #dnd players visiting a graveyard!

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Monster I’d Like to Fight: Grave Drummer - The Goblin Coach
That loud buzzing noise is the first sign of a nearby grave drummer, a giant insect that is seeking to find hosts, either dead or alive, to carry its larvae.
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April 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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What will your #dnd party build with this bag of bricks?

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The Vault: Bag of Bricks - The Goblin Coach
But then I clocked it: the bag o' bricks, just sittin’ there beggin’ to be nicked. I swiped it quick. With it I could magic brick panels out o' nuffink it were.
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April 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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This little potion my work in a pinch for your #dnd party.

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The Vault: Snake Oil - The Goblin Coach
“Tells you what, mate. Got a special brew. Snake oil, they calls it. Kills the pain, perks you right up, even sorts poison. Just a silver.”
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April 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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A hat made for a #dnd hag.

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The Vault: Hat of Disgust - The Goblin Coach
It's gotta be magic right, belongin' to a hag an' all? Makes folks sick just lookin’ at it.
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April 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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When your #dnd party is being manipulated from the shadows...

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Monster I’d Like to Fight: Shadow Priests - The Goblin Coach
Hiding with the shadows of every town and city is a secretive order of priests, manipulating society from hiding to carry out their deities goals.
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April 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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When the #dnd bag of tricks isn't demonic enough...

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The Vault: Demonade - The Goblin Coach
With a loud smash, the demonade shattered. A flurry of blades spun about as a marilith arose.
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April 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Who needs a Spear of Density when your #dnd party can use this!

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The Vault: Spear of Density - The Goblin Coach
"I’m ‘ere for me destiny!" He scratched his head. "Ohhh, you want the Spear o' Density."
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March 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Perfect for when your #dnd party needs some cheaper potion options.

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The Vault: Diet Potion - The Goblin Coach
I glared at the potion of healing in me hand. It was one o’ them diet types, the kind me so-called “mates” been shovin’ at me since we left town
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March 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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When the #dnd party finds a comfortable log to take a long rest on.

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Monster I’d Like to Fight: Nemacoils - The Goblin Coach
Nemacoils form from the disembodied tentacles and tendrils of aberrations, turning into horrifying creatures in their own right. Watch out for that log or stick!
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March 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Help the gnomes and halfings in your #dnd party get up to size!

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The Vault: Bamboots - The Goblin Coach
Me? I’m just a goblin with a knack for second-story work, and these bamboots be the ticket to the high life. Literally.
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March 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Perfect after a long #dnd dungeons crawl!

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Monster I’d Like to Fight: Warblebutter - The Goblin Coach
Likely named by a halfling under its effect, warblebutters are fey insects that can disperse hallucinogenic dust from their wings and wield the very power of chaos.
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March 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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When the #dnd party really needs to lock someone up.

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The Vault: Maniacles - The Goblin Coach
I smiled wide, me teeth more yellow than the sun, and pulled the maniacles from me bag. They wriggled in me hands, eager. “Go get ‘im, boys,” I muttered, and off they went, clinking and clattering
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March 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Let your #dnd party wield the power of a fire elemental!

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The Vault: Fire Arms - The Goblin Coach
“Fire arms,” he said, puffin’ out his chest. “Nabbed ‘em from a wizard’s tower. Don’t ask how. Just try ‘em on.”
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February 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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When you want to use animated armor but you aren't ready to give the #dnd party full plate yet...

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Monster I’d Like to Fight: Animated Armor - The Goblin Coach
When the sorcerer's apprentice animates a chain shirt or half plate armor, the result is quite different than normal animated armor (plate armor).
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February 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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When your #dnd party is in a pinch, use a pinch of this!

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The Vault: Powdered Armor - The Goblin Coach
“This ain’t armor,” I growled. “This is what pixies leave behind after a night of dancin’!”
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February 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM