Goblin Monkey
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My neighbor Harold went on a boating trip with my family one summer, but he was weak from his jaundice and fell into the water. LOL
December 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
My neighbor Harold went on a boating trip with my family one summer, but he was weak from his jaundice and fell into the water. LOL
Whatever you do, don't laugh at an android! Biggest mistake of my life!
a man wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket is next to the words " you are next to be terminated "
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket is next to the words " you are next to be terminated "
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December 2, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Whatever you do, don't laugh at an android! Biggest mistake of my life!
I crush, THE ALLLIEEEN
November 29, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I crush, THE ALLLIEEEN
That little yellow fella reminds me of my old neighbor Harold. He had really bad jaundice, LOL
November 26, 2024 at 5:13 PM
That little yellow fella reminds me of my old neighbor Harold. He had really bad jaundice, LOL
Imagine if Professer X drank chemical X? That would be a laugh!
November 25, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Imagine if Professer X drank chemical X? That would be a laugh!
I took shrooms once, and then I thought I was Jesus for about a year. I managed to perform a miracle on myself to return my sanity, but I lost my Jesus powers. I still think of those days...
November 25, 2024 at 1:22 PM
I took shrooms once, and then I thought I was Jesus for about a year. I managed to perform a miracle on myself to return my sanity, but I lost my Jesus powers. I still think of those days...
Oh I'm just watching it for the busty elf chick!
November 25, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Oh I'm just watching it for the busty elf chick!
Did anyone else like Corduroy as a kid? personally, he frightened me a little.
November 22, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Did anyone else like Corduroy as a kid? personally, he frightened me a little.
Man I remember this from my childhood! Now I just gamble at the real casino and my wife has filed for divorce
November 22, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Man I remember this from my childhood! Now I just gamble at the real casino and my wife has filed for divorce
My dogs name was Jake, so I don't think this meme applies to me, but overall, a hearty LOL from me. Lots of love!
November 22, 2024 at 5:13 PM
My dogs name was Jake, so I don't think this meme applies to me, but overall, a hearty LOL from me. Lots of love!
I used to have a Playstation 2, but my neighbor Harold peed on it.
November 22, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I used to have a Playstation 2, but my neighbor Harold peed on it.
What would I see if the night sky was lime really dark?
November 22, 2024 at 2:09 AM
What would I see if the night sky was lime really dark?
I dumped all my life savings into the unhappiness machine, I am ruined?!
November 21, 2024 at 8:46 PM
I dumped all my life savings into the unhappiness machine, I am ruined?!
She Franken my stein till I get a theatrical release
November 21, 2024 at 2:32 PM
She Franken my stein till I get a theatrical release
Bro bested the final boss
November 21, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Bro bested the final boss
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November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Hello dear add me and we can chat dear 😘 😉 😊 🤗 ☺️ 😜 😘 😉 😊 🤗 ☺️ 😜 😘 😉 😊 🤗 ☺️ 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🎅
My name is Goblin Monkey, not world, silly!
November 21, 2024 at 2:20 PM
My name is Goblin Monkey, not world, silly!
When I was a child, I once choked on a piece of steak.
November 21, 2024 at 2:04 PM
When I was a child, I once choked on a piece of steak.