Jozebel
@goblinscratches.bsky.social
My life is a performance piece; please enjoy the show.
Tomorrow is my last day of work and then I get to spend an entire week holed up in the Peak District with my husband for a little writing retreat.
January 6, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Tomorrow is my last day of work and then I get to spend an entire week holed up in the Peak District with my husband for a little writing retreat.
To whomever left teeth marks in the leg curl machine at the gym: please do not eat the equipment. They protein bars at the front are tastier
December 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
To whomever left teeth marks in the leg curl machine at the gym: please do not eat the equipment. They protein bars at the front are tastier
I need twelve year old girls to stop asking me for copies of Haunting Adeline at the bookshop please
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I need twelve year old girls to stop asking me for copies of Haunting Adeline at the bookshop please
I watched Nuremberg with my husband the night it came out and honestly I’ve never had a stronger desire for a book so devastatingly out of print as The 22 Cells in Nuremberg
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I watched Nuremberg with my husband the night it came out and honestly I’ve never had a stronger desire for a book so devastatingly out of print as The 22 Cells in Nuremberg
Pleased to inform everyone that my orange mushroom earrings have been a huge hit at the bookshop
October 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Pleased to inform everyone that my orange mushroom earrings have been a huge hit at the bookshop
You will not make me read Colleen hoover by adding her to the banned book list. I won’t do it.
September 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
You will not make me read Colleen hoover by adding her to the banned book list. I won’t do it.
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This year’s Super Thursday will be the lightest since the phenomenon was first identified as Britain’s biggest trade publishers reduce Christmas run-in production by 10% 👇 #BookSky
Not-so-Super Thursday as trade publishers cut back on autumn releases
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August 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
This year’s Super Thursday will be the lightest since the phenomenon was first identified as Britain’s biggest trade publishers reduce Christmas run-in production by 10% 👇 #BookSky
@rfkuang.bsky.social really out here writing about the American dream 😂
August 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
@rfkuang.bsky.social really out here writing about the American dream 😂
On days off from work I’ve been spending my time split between lifting at the gym and writing in my local library. I’ve finished writing 2 chapters so far and am up to 60kg deadlifts
August 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
On days off from work I’ve been spending my time split between lifting at the gym and writing in my local library. I’ve finished writing 2 chapters so far and am up to 60kg deadlifts
Hey hi just a PSA: don’t hit on girls at the gym. I just want to lift my weights and go for a swim.
August 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Hey hi just a PSA: don’t hit on girls at the gym. I just want to lift my weights and go for a swim.
The last photo I’ll ever take of my little baby fat boy. All he ever knew was love, and he went out in a haze of ketamine and Vicodin while the whole vet office came in to say goodbye. There was none like him, and there will never be again.
August 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The last photo I’ll ever take of my little baby fat boy. All he ever knew was love, and he went out in a haze of ketamine and Vicodin while the whole vet office came in to say goodbye. There was none like him, and there will never be again.
Husband is cooking bacon and eggs and activating my tummy at nearly midnight. Pls send support.
June 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Husband is cooking bacon and eggs and activating my tummy at nearly midnight. Pls send support.
Just read this piece in @lrb.co.uk and now have added the book to my TBR
June 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Just read this piece in @lrb.co.uk and now have added the book to my TBR
Trying so hard to not let one moment sour my whole day but also that’s what I get for going into my job on my day off I guess.
June 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Trying so hard to not let one moment sour my whole day but also that’s what I get for going into my job on my day off I guess.
Still so obsessed with this photo my friend took of me at my wedding.
June 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Still so obsessed with this photo my friend took of me at my wedding.
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Heavily armed paramilitary forces stormed a local San Diego restaurant today, deployed stun grenades against a crowd of onlookers, and kidnapped a handful of kitchen workers.
May 31, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Heavily armed paramilitary forces stormed a local San Diego restaurant today, deployed stun grenades against a crowd of onlookers, and kidnapped a handful of kitchen workers.
Can’t stop listening to @bbnomula.bsky.social and I found this bitch by accident. Spotify put this bitch in my gym playlist. Obsessed.
May 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Can’t stop listening to @bbnomula.bsky.social and I found this bitch by accident. Spotify put this bitch in my gym playlist. Obsessed.
Finished my 22nd book of the year, which is a normal amount of books to have read
May 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Finished my 22nd book of the year, which is a normal amount of books to have read
Causing problems on purpose by saying baseball is better than cricket in an English pub.
May 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Causing problems on purpose by saying baseball is better than cricket in an English pub.
Hot take but he HR app i need for work should absolutely not be sending me marketing emails.
May 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hot take but he HR app i need for work should absolutely not be sending me marketing emails.
I just want to wake up without the dread of watching society collapse
April 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I just want to wake up without the dread of watching society collapse
I’m so tired of the news coming out of the White House tbh
April 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I’m so tired of the news coming out of the White House tbh
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‘The Easter bunny was a hare long before he was a rabbit; the hare was sacred to Eostre, the Saxon goddess of spring – no rabidly cute bundle of fluff.’
Katherine Rundell considers the hare: www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Katherine Rundell considers the hare: www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Katherine Rundell · Consider the Hare
‘The cat of the wood,’ Heaney calls them. ‘The stag of the cabbages.’ If there is magic in this world, some part...
www.lrb.co.uk
April 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
‘The Easter bunny was a hare long before he was a rabbit; the hare was sacred to Eostre, the Saxon goddess of spring – no rabidly cute bundle of fluff.’
Katherine Rundell considers the hare: www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Katherine Rundell considers the hare: www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Just watched a girl at the gym wipe down the bar the ergonomic rowing machine seat slides on and not a single part that a person’s body actually comes into contact with
April 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Just watched a girl at the gym wipe down the bar the ergonomic rowing machine seat slides on and not a single part that a person’s body actually comes into contact with
Waiting so patiently for the publishing industry to move onto bsky because I simply cannot bring myself to make a new twitter
March 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Waiting so patiently for the publishing industry to move onto bsky because I simply cannot bring myself to make a new twitter