@gobsmackered.bsky.social
Greet them with a vuvuzela liberation.
January 3, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Greet them with a vuvuzela liberation.
Bruised ribs are witness marks to this.
January 1, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Bruised ribs are witness marks to this.
Arroooooooh-yah
December 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Arroooooooh-yah
I recall that a cow maintained a lofty goal to jump it before 1969.
May have been achieved.
May have been achieved.
December 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I recall that a cow maintained a lofty goal to jump it before 1969.
May have been achieved.
May have been achieved.
Wipe down the equipment for starters, you filthy pig.
December 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Wipe down the equipment for starters, you filthy pig.
Tamarind?
December 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Tamarind?
Is Photoshopping a gateway drug to doing AI?
December 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Is Photoshopping a gateway drug to doing AI?
A respectful gentleman prefers to be smartly groomed.
December 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
A respectful gentleman prefers to be smartly groomed.
The Optus firewall upgrade?
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The Optus firewall upgrade?
Can any one deny a dog truth?
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Can any one deny a dog truth?
I find your theories interesting and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I find your theories interesting and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
I will scrape out my tonsils.
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I will scrape out my tonsils.
How dare you?
I'll rip yer bloody arms off!
I'll rip yer bloody arms off!
September 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
How dare you?
I'll rip yer bloody arms off!
I'll rip yer bloody arms off!
Looking Jewish?
July 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Looking Jewish?
I demand my freedom to not get immunised, and also insist others not be immunised.
April 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I demand my freedom to not get immunised, and also insist others not be immunised.
Cane toad on a stick is very modern.
February 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Cane toad on a stick is very modern.
Can you recognise your computer privilege?
November 26, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Can you recognise your computer privilege?
There is no Uranus joke to be made here.
November 8, 2024 at 11:55 AM
There is no Uranus joke to be made here.
Don't forget he also did the Ghostbusters theme song.
March 29, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Don't forget he also did the Ghostbusters theme song.
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
March 19, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
Clearly a dragon.
March 10, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Clearly a dragon.