Alyssa
@goddammitalyssa.bsky.social
Nanny. Aspiring village witch in rural-ish Connecticut. A pleasure to have in class. 📚47/150
The only social media I’m active on these days is MyChart.
July 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The only social media I’m active on these days is MyChart.
It’s so annoying when you have a dream about buying the best clothes you’ve ever seen, then you wake up and google just to find they don’t exist.
April 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It’s so annoying when you have a dream about buying the best clothes you’ve ever seen, then you wake up and google just to find they don’t exist.
This week’s #MealPrep for #NoBuy2025 is spinach ravioli, spinach chicken meatballs, and a rosado sauce with homemade red sauce, cream, and pecorino Romano.
April 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This week’s #MealPrep for #NoBuy2025 is spinach ravioli, spinach chicken meatballs, and a rosado sauce with homemade red sauce, cream, and pecorino Romano.
The rage I feel when my name is mispronounced is out of bounds. On what planet does “Alyssa” look like Eliza, Alicia, or fucking Melissa?
April 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The rage I feel when my name is mispronounced is out of bounds. On what planet does “Alyssa” look like Eliza, Alicia, or fucking Melissa?
Another #MealPrep for #NoBuy2025 this time cashew chicken stir fry with snow peas. I could happily eat stir fry every single day.
April 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Another #MealPrep for #NoBuy2025 this time cashew chicken stir fry with snow peas. I could happily eat stir fry every single day.
#MealPrep for my #NoBuy2025 budget friendly Spanish rice. Just yellow rice, peas, olives, shredded carnitas, and sliced chorizo.
March 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
#MealPrep for my #NoBuy2025 budget friendly Spanish rice. Just yellow rice, peas, olives, shredded carnitas, and sliced chorizo.
Nothing like seeing the random shit your ex comments on to realized you dodged a massive bullet.
February 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Nothing like seeing the random shit your ex comments on to realized you dodged a massive bullet.
My favorite thing this baby does is when he’s 99% asleep and my arms are tired his eyes will open and he will yank his pacifier out of his mouth and throw it like a grenade and he’s the last one alive in the foxhole. Bro is reliving a past life over here.
February 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My favorite thing this baby does is when he’s 99% asleep and my arms are tired his eyes will open and he will yank his pacifier out of his mouth and throw it like a grenade and he’s the last one alive in the foxhole. Bro is reliving a past life over here.
Thinking about that Thanksgiving my SIL’s stepfather was bitching about tiktok rotting our brains so I announced I learned how to carve a turkey on tiktok that morning and was basically told “prove it”. What a dick. #Boomers
February 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Thinking about that Thanksgiving my SIL’s stepfather was bitching about tiktok rotting our brains so I announced I learned how to carve a turkey on tiktok that morning and was basically told “prove it”. What a dick. #Boomers
#NoSpend2026 Weekly #MealPrep is creamy spinach pasta with chicken sausage. As requested I’ll do a cost breakdown. Pasta $1.79, chicken sausage $5.99, spinach $1.59, ricotta $3.49, Bertolli Basil Alfredo $1.99. Five meals for $14.85 ($2.97) each).
February 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
#NoSpend2026 Weekly #MealPrep is creamy spinach pasta with chicken sausage. As requested I’ll do a cost breakdown. Pasta $1.79, chicken sausage $5.99, spinach $1.59, ricotta $3.49, Bertolli Basil Alfredo $1.99. Five meals for $14.85 ($2.97) each).
The last hour of work on a Friday:
Decided to tidy up the toys, make a new sensory bin, put away laundry, and organize the bookshelf (including repairing the ripped flaps on two books).
And it’s still only 4:10pm.
Decided to tidy up the toys, make a new sensory bin, put away laundry, and organize the bookshelf (including repairing the ripped flaps on two books).
And it’s still only 4:10pm.
February 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The last hour of work on a Friday:
Decided to tidy up the toys, make a new sensory bin, put away laundry, and organize the bookshelf (including repairing the ripped flaps on two books).
And it’s still only 4:10pm.
Decided to tidy up the toys, make a new sensory bin, put away laundry, and organize the bookshelf (including repairing the ripped flaps on two books).
And it’s still only 4:10pm.
Things I’ve never done as a career nanny: snooped in people’s private spaces.
Things nannies talk about in nanny-only groups: snooping through people’s shit.
Things nannies talk about in nanny-only groups: snooping through people’s shit.
February 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Things I’ve never done as a career nanny: snooped in people’s private spaces.
Things nannies talk about in nanny-only groups: snooping through people’s shit.
Things nannies talk about in nanny-only groups: snooping through people’s shit.
#NoBuy2025 #MealPrep another stir fry, this time teriyaki with baby broccolini. I love a stir fry that costs $11 to make and gives you 5 servings.
February 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
#NoBuy2025 #MealPrep another stir fry, this time teriyaki with baby broccolini. I love a stir fry that costs $11 to make and gives you 5 servings.
There is no religion that prohibits me from doing literally anything.
February 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
There is no religion that prohibits me from doing literally anything.
I can crack my back in the chairs at work! I haven’t felt this since college.
February 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I can crack my back in the chairs at work! I haven’t felt this since college.
#NoBuy2025 #MealPrep for the week is a seafood-free paella because microwaving fish is a crime.
February 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
#NoBuy2025 #MealPrep for the week is a seafood-free paella because microwaving fish is a crime.
Why do Jeep owners act like that when it snows? #Connecticut #Jeep
February 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Why do Jeep owners act like that when it snows? #Connecticut #Jeep
Super grateful I got the type of mental illness I can monetize. Thanks mom. ✌️
February 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Super grateful I got the type of mental illness I can monetize. Thanks mom. ✌️
Must be my birthday if I have to dodge winter storms to make plans.
February 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Must be my birthday if I have to dodge winter storms to make plans.
#NoBuy2025 #MealPrep of the week is stir fry. Yakisoba noodles, beef, and carrots in zhong sauce.
February 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
#NoBuy2025 #MealPrep of the week is stir fry. Yakisoba noodles, beef, and carrots in zhong sauce.
Talk about ending the night on a cliffhanger. #DungeonsandDragons #BardDown
February 2, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Talk about ending the night on a cliffhanger. #DungeonsandDragons #BardDown
#NoBuy2025 January Update: This month I made an extra $200 in side hustles. My unexpected expenses totaled $315.93, in my defense the tattoo was scheduled weeks ago and the other two items were replacements for things that broke. I saved a total of $1,232.63.
February 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
#NoBuy2025 January Update: This month I made an extra $200 in side hustles. My unexpected expenses totaled $315.93, in my defense the tattoo was scheduled weeks ago and the other two items were replacements for things that broke. I saved a total of $1,232.63.