Goddess Jaina
@goddessjaina.bsky.social
I'm a 25-year-old woman who enjoys writing and programming. I can't wait for the rest of my life with my Metamoos. My dms are open. Ask me about my WIP visual novel.
https://jainachrome.de/
https://jainachrome.de/
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Horse Gambling?!
August 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Horse Gambling?!
Thinking about a virtual pet website with raunchy minigames for nostalgic millennial gooners called NeoPlap
August 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Thinking about a virtual pet website with raunchy minigames for nostalgic millennial gooners called NeoPlap
That was not a free association—that cost me extra.
July 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
That was not a free association—that cost me extra.
Old timer accent: yer gonna be a fictive by the time I'm done with you!
March 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Old timer accent: yer gonna be a fictive by the time I'm done with you!
Chat is a pronoun.
March 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Chat is a pronoun.
You know what they say about Big Trouble? Little China.
January 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
You know what they say about Big Trouble? Little China.
Why is there just a red delicious? Where's the red nasty?
December 17, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Why is there just a red delicious? Where's the red nasty?
I fulfill a lot of stereotypes but I think I fulfill enough that I'm original.
December 17, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I fulfill a lot of stereotypes but I think I fulfill enough that I'm original.
This Black Myth Wukong thing has a title that is just so nonsense to me that my brain omits it whenever someone mentions it. Like, if you said "Bak-wah Hoo-haa" to me I would probably ignore it too, y'know?
December 10, 2024 at 7:17 AM
This Black Myth Wukong thing has a title that is just so nonsense to me that my brain omits it whenever someone mentions it. Like, if you said "Bak-wah Hoo-haa" to me I would probably ignore it too, y'know?
Homestuck characters be like
December 7, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Homestuck characters be like
Out of Context Jaina Quote #2:
Ah, here's something. If both of these are red, then god cries.
Ah, here's something. If both of these are red, then god cries.
December 5, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Out of Context Jaina Quote #2:
Ah, here's something. If both of these are red, then god cries.
Ah, here's something. If both of these are red, then god cries.
Kid: Are there more wheels or doors?
Me: Well that's an interesting question! [...] Maybe more doors because of buildings?
Kid: But there are a lot of wheels in factories too 😮
Me: Wow! True.
Kid: But there are a lot of doors in factories too 😮
Me: Well that's an interesting question! [...] Maybe more doors because of buildings?
Kid: But there are a lot of wheels in factories too 😮
Me: Wow! True.
Kid: But there are a lot of doors in factories too 😮
November 30, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Kid: Are there more wheels or doors?
Me: Well that's an interesting question! [...] Maybe more doors because of buildings?
Kid: But there are a lot of wheels in factories too 😮
Me: Wow! True.
Kid: But there are a lot of doors in factories too 😮
Me: Well that's an interesting question! [...] Maybe more doors because of buildings?
Kid: But there are a lot of wheels in factories too 😮
Me: Wow! True.
Kid: But there are a lot of doors in factories too 😮
A stripper on your lap is sort of like a movie.
November 25, 2024 at 6:31 AM
A stripper on your lap is sort of like a movie.
If you think about it, non-binary people are kinda like indie games.
November 22, 2024 at 3:15 AM
If you think about it, non-binary people are kinda like indie games.
Out of Context Jaina Quote #1:
Bitch ass worm. Gonna take a piss.
Bitch ass worm. Gonna take a piss.
November 21, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Out of Context Jaina Quote #1:
Bitch ass worm. Gonna take a piss.
Bitch ass worm. Gonna take a piss.