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2 of my favorite rhymes...
Sultans of Ping, "Where's Me Jumper": "I like your manifesto, put it to the test-o"
A Spade Cooley song (forget which one): "merger" and "hamburger"
Sultans of Ping, "Where's Me Jumper": "I like your manifesto, put it to the test-o"
A Spade Cooley song (forget which one): "merger" and "hamburger"
February 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
2 of my favorite rhymes...
Sultans of Ping, "Where's Me Jumper": "I like your manifesto, put it to the test-o"
A Spade Cooley song (forget which one): "merger" and "hamburger"
Sultans of Ping, "Where's Me Jumper": "I like your manifesto, put it to the test-o"
A Spade Cooley song (forget which one): "merger" and "hamburger"
This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 7:38 PM
This is who runs this account
Don't think, drink.
My manifesto tonite
My manifesto tonite
February 1, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Don't think, drink.
My manifesto tonite
My manifesto tonite
OK, another hot take...
Why are people so anxious to get into their cramped, tiny stone-hard seats on the plane, but they're also the same people that are so anxious to get out of their cramped, tiny stone-hard seats on the plane
Why are people so anxious to get into their cramped, tiny stone-hard seats on the plane, but they're also the same people that are so anxious to get out of their cramped, tiny stone-hard seats on the plane
February 1, 2026 at 3:14 AM
OK, another hot take...
Why are people so anxious to get into their cramped, tiny stone-hard seats on the plane, but they're also the same people that are so anxious to get out of their cramped, tiny stone-hard seats on the plane
Why are people so anxious to get into their cramped, tiny stone-hard seats on the plane, but they're also the same people that are so anxious to get out of their cramped, tiny stone-hard seats on the plane
Aisle is constant unrest. Window is Zen
February 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Aisle is constant unrest. Window is Zen
Window seat upsides:
1. Window view (I'll NEVER stop appreciating the wonder of flight and always keep my shade open) AND, a wall to rest against!
2. The solace in knowing my seatmates will never need to bother me
3. Hey aisle guy, I need to pee (I take a perverse pleasure in this)
4. Relax, people
1. Window view (I'll NEVER stop appreciating the wonder of flight and always keep my shade open) AND, a wall to rest against!
2. The solace in knowing my seatmates will never need to bother me
3. Hey aisle guy, I need to pee (I take a perverse pleasure in this)
4. Relax, people
February 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Window seat upsides:
1. Window view (I'll NEVER stop appreciating the wonder of flight and always keep my shade open) AND, a wall to rest against!
2. The solace in knowing my seatmates will never need to bother me
3. Hey aisle guy, I need to pee (I take a perverse pleasure in this)
4. Relax, people
1. Window view (I'll NEVER stop appreciating the wonder of flight and always keep my shade open) AND, a wall to rest against!
2. The solace in knowing my seatmates will never need to bother me
3. Hey aisle guy, I need to pee (I take a perverse pleasure in this)
4. Relax, people
Prepare for my manifesto...
Aisle seat downsides:
1. No window view
2. Getting bumped by drink carts and passengers walking back to the bathroom
3. Getting woken up by middle seat and window neighbors who need to pee
4. "Get me off of this plane" peacocking at landing, standing up and jostling
Aisle seat downsides:
1. No window view
2. Getting bumped by drink carts and passengers walking back to the bathroom
3. Getting woken up by middle seat and window neighbors who need to pee
4. "Get me off of this plane" peacocking at landing, standing up and jostling
February 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Prepare for my manifesto...
Aisle seat downsides:
1. No window view
2. Getting bumped by drink carts and passengers walking back to the bathroom
3. Getting woken up by middle seat and window neighbors who need to pee
4. "Get me off of this plane" peacocking at landing, standing up and jostling
Aisle seat downsides:
1. No window view
2. Getting bumped by drink carts and passengers walking back to the bathroom
3. Getting woken up by middle seat and window neighbors who need to pee
4. "Get me off of this plane" peacocking at landing, standing up and jostling
The "Christian" Nationalists gleefully murdered a Jesus-like human
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 AM
The "Christian" Nationalists gleefully murdered a Jesus-like human
Minneapolis protesters should proactively flood the local Fox affiliate... "Here's my pic, please put me on TV"
January 27, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Minneapolis protesters should proactively flood the local Fox affiliate... "Here's my pic, please put me on TV"
Just trying to decide between "Larry Wide Stance Craig" and "Boebert Hand Job" for my new band name
January 27, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Just trying to decide between "Larry Wide Stance Craig" and "Boebert Hand Job" for my new band name
El Centro is full of nothing but people that would rather be anywhere else but El Centro. Prison staff, day laborers, fast food slingers... dystopian AF
January 27, 2026 at 10:16 AM
El Centro is full of nothing but people that would rather be anywhere else but El Centro. Prison staff, day laborers, fast food slingers... dystopian AF
Close advisor of "your hotel room or mine"
January 27, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Close advisor of "your hotel room or mine"
Close advisor of what you should be wearing tonite, on my way
January 27, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Close advisor of what you should be wearing tonite, on my way
Adding mass to the left side of that seesaw, my man
January 27, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Adding mass to the left side of that seesaw, my man
Beautiful. I've been championing Kaleb to friends, piecemeal, but can now just throw this at em. Thx!
January 27, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Beautiful. I've been championing Kaleb to friends, piecemeal, but can now just throw this at em. Thx!
Then the driver of the truck says, "Bro, haha, that was SICK"
January 27, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Then the driver of the truck says, "Bro, haha, that was SICK"
Going to my local to celebrate tonite, ordering a Bovino (Box Chardonnay and whole milk)
January 27, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Going to my local to celebrate tonite, ordering a Bovino (Box Chardonnay and whole milk)
Bezos paying $40M for licensing of Ratner-directed doc, "Greg"
January 27, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Bezos paying $40M for licensing of Ratner-directed doc, "Greg"
Tall balding Minnesota white guy abruptly changes stance after murder of tall balding Minnesota white guy
January 26, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Tall balding Minnesota white guy abruptly changes stance after murder of tall balding Minnesota white guy
Metal Machine Music
January 26, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Metal Machine Music
Malicious Lunching
January 26, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Malicious Lunching
I wrote notes like that when I was going through old family slides, jotting down the keepers, or which ones to get digitized. Do you by chance also have slides in that closet?
January 26, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I wrote notes like that when I was going through old family slides, jotting down the keepers, or which ones to get digitized. Do you by chance also have slides in that closet?
The really astonishing thing about this to me is...our court system is usually a lumbering sloth-like thing of a beast, and now they're responding to actions in virtually real time. It shouldn't have to be this way, but at least the urgency seems to be hitting them
January 25, 2026 at 4:41 AM
The really astonishing thing about this to me is...our court system is usually a lumbering sloth-like thing of a beast, and now they're responding to actions in virtually real time. It shouldn't have to be this way, but at least the urgency seems to be hitting them
Our democratic leadership is supposed to be our frontline warriors and if they aren't up to the job then grab em by the collars, throw em out out of the way, and push the real fighters to the front
January 25, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Our democratic leadership is supposed to be our frontline warriors and if they aren't up to the job then grab em by the collars, throw em out out of the way, and push the real fighters to the front