john remover but its just some cis dude who got a free pack of synth plugins for garageband
February 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
john remover but its just some cis dude who got a free pack of synth plugins for garageband
me at the punk show for a band called "cum sauce"
"yo you guys here to see cum sauce?"
"yo you guys here to see cum sauce?"
February 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
me at the punk show for a band called "cum sauce"
"yo you guys here to see cum sauce?"
"yo you guys here to see cum sauce?"
how would you react if she hit u with the shakespearean vernacular
February 3, 2026 at 2:17 AM
how would you react if she hit u with the shakespearean vernacular
this girl said she dont eat pussy
i said damn girl ur presbyterian?
i said damn girl ur presbyterian?
February 3, 2026 at 1:29 AM
this girl said she dont eat pussy
i said damn girl ur presbyterian?
i said damn girl ur presbyterian?
i got to see a hercules beetle today now i want one
February 3, 2026 at 12:14 AM
i got to see a hercules beetle today now i want one
i told her that im leaking
leaking government documents
leaking government documents
February 2, 2026 at 5:43 AM
i told her that im leaking
leaking government documents
leaking government documents
chat i have 3 dates with 3 different people this week pls wish my awkward autistic ass some good luck
February 1, 2026 at 6:54 AM
chat i have 3 dates with 3 different people this week pls wish my awkward autistic ass some good luck
@mouse.rodeo spotted in my house IN MINECRAFT???
January 31, 2026 at 4:03 PM
@mouse.rodeo spotted in my house IN MINECRAFT???
is there a single fuckin distortion pedal reviewer who doesn't play blues or dad rock as their demo? ;-;
January 30, 2026 at 10:10 PM
is there a single fuckin distortion pedal reviewer who doesn't play blues or dad rock as their demo? ;-;
after years of runescape, i can only fuck at 100bpm
January 30, 2026 at 8:56 PM
after years of runescape, i can only fuck at 100bpm
you're seriously gonna call me faggot without using tongue?
January 30, 2026 at 7:56 PM
you're seriously gonna call me faggot without using tongue?
kirking or not kirking gang violence?
January 30, 2026 at 5:19 AM
kirking or not kirking gang violence?
do y'all think there were just, decades worth of cum-stains all over the house in monster house?
January 30, 2026 at 4:13 AM
do y'all think there were just, decades worth of cum-stains all over the house in monster house?
at the cum factory, putting in seconds
at the cum factory, putting in minutes
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 AM
at the cum factory, putting in seconds
call my wife ben stiller the way i'm still in 'er
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 AM
call my wife ben stiller the way i'm still in 'er
wheres all these car shop boys that keep blowing trannies and how do i get them to dm me?
January 30, 2026 at 3:43 AM
wheres all these car shop boys that keep blowing trannies and how do i get them to dm me?
me describing two british they/thems hooking up be like
"yeah, Bean's on Toast"
"yeah, Bean's on Toast"
January 30, 2026 at 3:38 AM
me describing two british they/thems hooking up be like
"yeah, Bean's on Toast"
"yeah, Bean's on Toast"
she asked me to skibidi, i said how high?
January 29, 2026 at 10:16 PM
she asked me to skibidi, i said how high?
my wife just suggested she'd make me a calendar of soft-core tgirls posing on trains
January 29, 2026 at 6:04 PM
my wife just suggested she'd make me a calendar of soft-core tgirls posing on trains
new dress hmu if u want me
January 28, 2026 at 8:44 PM
new dress hmu if u want me
every day im shuffling
every day of my life is milf college
January 28, 2026 at 6:12 AM
every day im shuffling
gay astrophysicists be like: twink death of the universe
January 27, 2026 at 6:41 PM
gay astrophysicists be like: twink death of the universe