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Oscar Godson Ⓥ
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I don't talk about work on here. I'm here for the skeets.

Vegan btw

Follow my wife who skeets @ciarra.bsky.social

I'm hella based (in PDX)

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Carl's Jr. has the chance to do the funniest thing
A tweet from Betsy Klein (@betsy_klein) that says "NEW: The White House, through Harbinger, an outside event production company, is soliciting corporate sponsors for this year's Easter Egg Roll, prompting major concerns from ethics experts and shock from former White House officials from both parties"
March 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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If you use Slack and want to troll JD Vance without getting in trouble for politics, I made this JD Vance Slack "no avatar" icon.
March 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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I know these people are evil but how can they be this stupid business wise to say this???
December 11, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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Fundraiser campaign for a billion dollars: build a giant sewage plant next to Mar-A-Lago. Let farms and cities pump to us free into a giant shit lake that will be smelled around Mar-A-Lago for miles.

GET READY TO ROCK!!!
December 11, 2024 at 5:57 AM
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The only thing I'm seeing people agree with on social media. Ben Shapiro tried to come to the defense of the billionaires and medical insurance companies and even his own fans were flaming him lol
December 9, 2024 at 6:34 AM
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With the news of Blue Cross cutting support for anesthesia over an arbitrary time limit and the murder of the insurance CEO @adamisdead.bsky.social reminded me about the Saw series... Think its time for a rewatch.
December 5, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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All vegan thanksgiving meal! My wife did an amazing job 😋
November 29, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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Got to see them live in a greenhouse in PDX lol they're badass!

Oh and they have a bsky account?

@infantisland.bsky.social
November 21, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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Since the news of Trump's deportation plan using the military, reminder that if that is something you care about and you voted Trump in for, he has done worse at it than both Obama and Biden. In fact, Democrats are by far the top deporter in modern times.
November 19, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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Any OG Bluesky peeps remember when we called it skeeting and "Skeets"?

Remember when the actual team at Bluesky was like "God please stop calling it Skeets?"

Those were the good ol days.
November 17, 2024 at 9:25 AM
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My favorite part of the fight was this heartfelt moment followed by a surprise ass reveal
A photo of Mike Tyson walking away on camera before the start of his fight against Jake Paul and he has no pants on and his entire ass is out.
November 16, 2024 at 5:52 AM
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It's all about perspective y'all
November 15, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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Tolkien would troll us like that too
A painting of Tolkien smoking a pipe with the caption "Tolkien comes back and says 'It's pronounced Jandalf' then promptly dies again."
December 22, 2023 at 3:08 AM
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When people ask if im excited about my friday and weekend
A scary black and white photo of a skeleton in a black cloak with only its skull face showing. The text on top of the image says "yea dude im great. im vibing im doing so good today"
December 15, 2023 at 6:34 PM
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When people ask why I left Twitter completely, this is finally a great example. Yay for """free""" speech?
A twitter screenshot of a bride and groom in their wedding attire. The woman is white and the man is black. Twitter screenshot with three posts: 1: "Toll incoming" 2: "Looking forward to the post in 3 weeks with the black eye" 3: "Check back in on this in five years" Twitter screenshot with 2 tweets: 1. "Once you go black, you end up 6 feet under and only see black". The tweet includes a screenshot to a news story with a headline "Former NFL player allegedly burned girlfriend's body after killing her" 2. "Imagine if all the white guys were dating sheboons and pretending like they weren't some kind of beastiality skin fetishists like @billburr" A Twitter screenshot of two tweets: 1: "Head me out; if he says he's 'going to get milk' after he gets you pregnant, just remember these folks are lactose intolerant 💯" 2: "Hundreds of years of miscegenation laws are the reason this is such a problem."
December 14, 2023 at 4:48 PM
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Not sure if this person realizes this is actually a self own lol
A white ford pickup that has the text "Silly liberal, that GOD you don't believe in stops me from killing you.." on the back window.
December 12, 2023 at 11:48 PM
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One thing I love about hardcore and punk is they leave nothing to interpretation 👩‍🍳 💋

open.spotify.com/track/21oFKS...
A screenshot of lyrics. The lyrics are: I need to see us make progress towards accountability Cut cut cut it out Its my body and my choice Its my body My fucking choice My lips my thighs my wrists my mind My lips my thighs my wrists my spine My hips my neck my tongue my mind Touch me again And I'll fucking kill you Touch me again And I'll fucking kill you Touch me again And I'll fucking kill you Touch me again And I will fucking kill you Touch me again And I'll fucking kill you Touch me again And I'll fucking kill you Touch me again And I'll fucking kill you Touch me again And I will fucking kill you
December 1, 2023 at 6:14 AM
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Me on snapchat: "who's going to the Orchid show tonight"
November 12, 2023 at 12:46 AM
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Apparently I'm so old I can't add my college to Snapchat anymore 👴
A screenshot of snapchat and it asks What year do you graduate? It lists each year from 2021 to 2028.
October 14, 2023 at 1:44 AM
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"ChatGPT can never replace Google because it just makes stuff up! Don't trust it."

Also Google.

Note: I'm not saying you should trust it over Google at all. I'm saying it really isn't much worse than Google is today. In both cases you need to actually spend a few seconds to verify the info lol.
October 14, 2023 at 12:48 AM
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That argument is so hilariously bad and carnist repeat it all the time. Can't imagine that argument with anything else. It's the definition of the stick in spokes meme.
Top part of the image is a person carrying a stick and riding a bike. It says "Factory Farms and Lobbyists". 2nd panel of the image is the person sticking the stick into the spokes of the bike causing him to fall off. The text says "Breeds and raises unsustainable amount of animals" the last panel has the person in pain on the ground next to their fallen bike and it says in quotes "We have to slaughter or use them to keep the population in control!"
October 12, 2023 at 1:37 AM
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iykyk
An image of a 3x3 grid of hot sauces. the joke is each cell has a hot sauce and each cell has 1 word that spells out "Thank you for making our food taste better", however, in the middle it has "Not You" with Da Bomb. The full grid is this: Across the top row the cells say "Thank" with Tabanero, "You" with Aardvark, "For" with Char-man. The next row says "Making" with Bravado, "NOT YOU" with Da bomb, "Our" with Melinda's. Then the last row says "Food" with Cindy's Cin-fully Hot, and "Taste" with Lucky Dog, and "Better" with Queen Majesty.
October 10, 2023 at 5:52 PM
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AI image generation flak but look at these pieces of art it generated for me today. Ariana Gandhi is an inspiration to all.
An old looking photo of Gandhi but he has the hair cut of Ariana Grande. It says Ariana Gandhi. An old looking photo of Gandhi but he has the hair cut of Ariana Grande. It says Ariana Gandhi.
October 6, 2023 at 11:43 PM
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Oh good, the computers are starting a religion
It's a picture of a church called Violet Crown City Church. Outside the church is a sign that says AI Generated Worship Service, Sept. 17th @ 10am.
September 13, 2023 at 11:18 PM
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Their help docs lol

Go spend money at an office supply store or find a friend or family member?!
September 8, 2023 at 5:11 PM