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Librarian/cartoonist/game dev/writer based in KC. IRL point & click adventure game protagonist 💾 he/him '96 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🇮🇪🧙‍♂️
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Prophetic greentext from 2013
>2018 >wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing vidya >excited to play some halo 2k19 >Xbox on™ >"XBOX ON" >... >"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying "Doritos ™ Dew™ it right!" >"Doritos ™ Dew™ it right" >ERROR! Please drink a verification can" >reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest >only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night >still feeling sick from the 14 >force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot" >Xbox does nothing >attempt to smile >*"Connecting to verification server" >... >"Verification complete!" >finally >boot up halo 2k19 >finding multiplayer match... >"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!" >my mother just walked in the room >*"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?" >"NO!" >"Console entering lock state!" >"to unlock drink verification can" >last can >WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card >drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick >pour the last half out the window >"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE" >the mountain dew ad plays >i have to dance for it >feeling so sick >makes me sing along >dancing and singing >"mountain dew is for me and you" >throw up on my self >throw up on my tv and entertainment system >router shorts >"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF" >"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM