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I want to hit a tree and turn into fucking mush this is america god dammit
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I found these two Neo Turf Masters memes in my memories.
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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when my brain has intrusive thoughts I look into the camera and raise my eyebrows like Jim Office
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 AM
why does every interior shot in the first season of Pokemon look so grimy, water stains in almost every single one I stg
Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 67 - The Pi-Kahuna
Frame 951/2300

Timestamp: 00:09:33.158
February 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
i'm fuckin dying man
CBS | CBS News Special Report "Terrorist attacks in New York City and Washington D.C." | September 12, 2001; 12:00am
February 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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Just a Space Ghost meme I made of a series I'm tryna create called "Space Unc', where hes basically an out of touch old man who doesn't understand the newer generation and likes ranting, Miller Lites, mowing the lawn, cigars, lotto tickets, etc. This is the first of many memes I have. Enjoy
February 12, 2026 at 10:37 PM
idk y'all does the goldfish mascot really count as a do-gooder to you? hero.fandom.com/wiki/Finn_(G...
Finn (Goldfish)
Finn is the official mascot of the food brand Pepperidge Farm's Goldfish. He appeared in a lot of commercials since his old age began in the 1960s. He is voiced by an unknown male actor. His girlfrien...
hero.fandom.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:03 PM
they were cooking with this episode man
Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 67 - The Pi-Kahuna
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Caption: Victor: I can't explain
how or why it happened,

Timestamp: 00:09:21.053
February 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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I will never vote for Gavin Newsom
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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“sorry we thought you were Palestinian”
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February 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
they say the grass isn't always greener on the other side, and that's fine but i'm gonna go take a look just in case, just a little peek
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
when i was a kid we used to play crude games depicting kittens being shot from cannons and they could land in spikes and it was very funny
February 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Going to make a thread of every reason to NEVER vote for Newsom. Let's start with:
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 27, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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DITTO

Plus his stupid statements about a gay couple in a damn cartoon
Ever since his performance at Trumps crypto ball I've just stopped enjoying Mr. Doggy Dogg... :(
They just started played California Love
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
"mIN-NesO-TANS sTo-OD tOG-EtHer, sTAr-ed Do-Wn ICe, AnD NE-vER BLin-KED."
Minnesotans stood together, stared down ICE, and never blinked.
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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Urgent, urgent, urgent! To every living heart and human conscience: I am a young man supporting my family. My father is ill and unable to work. Please, we need food, medicine, and a tent to protect us from the winter cold. Don't forget us in your kindness.
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February 12, 2026 at 9:00 AM
'needless to say i keep it in check'

okay butyou're saying it now, you even wrote a song about it

bit of a contradiction in the lyrics eh
February 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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This is fucking awful, and awful that Bluesky are getting away with this
palestinian journalist posting on twitter that his bluesky account was immediately taken down purely because he was in gaza. all palestinian accounts are assumed to be spam.
February 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
the wise man sells shovels during the gold rush, or something
February 11, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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i love my bagless vacuum cleaner because cleanliness is next to godliness and i am one holy mother fucker

but then i remember that the guy who invented the bagless vacuum system is an avowed shit for brains trumper and it makes me sad

but then i remember he tried to be ambassador which is funny
February 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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inspired by this strip by adam ellis, from a poem by laura gilpin
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
'FAA Administrator Bryan Bedford then decided to close El Paso’s airspace Tuesday night without telling the White House, the DOD, or the Department of Homeland Security, according to unnamed sources. '

lmao and i thought i was bad at my job jk i'm the fucking shit
February 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
unbothered, moisturized
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
me too lil guy
PBS Kids | Arthur | April 1, 2025; 6:00am
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
"i want to get away"

yeah sure that's reasonable

"i want to fly away"

now that's short notice
February 11, 2026 at 3:09 PM
short ass hell with a whoville fuck ass haircut and he's still hot as fuck how does that happen
February 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM