Goebbels Barbie
@goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social
White House Spokesmouth. A bunch of Karens taped together.
Pinned
Facts are Satan's way of hiding the truth.
Just because my brother impregnated a brown and I have a direct line to ICE does not mean what it looks like it obviously means.
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Just because my brother impregnated a brown and I have a direct line to ICE does not mean what it looks like it obviously means.
He did not say "punishable by death," he said "punishablebydeath," which as we all know, is German for "god bless America." Radical communist democrat Autocorrect added the spaces. Do your research!
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
He did not say "punishable by death," he said "punishablebydeath," which as we all know, is German for "god bless America." Radical communist democrat Autocorrect added the spaces. Do your research!
The fake news media loves subjectivity when it comes to race and gender -- why not age? Were Epstein's victims really "children," or just "non-adult aligned"? Is Trump really a pedophile, or just "tween curious"? Think, people!
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The fake news media loves subjectivity when it comes to race and gender -- why not age? Were Epstein's victims really "children," or just "non-adult aligned"? Is Trump really a pedophile, or just "tween curious"? Think, people!
The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of hummus terrorists, illegal Allens, and violent crabapples. And it is not true that I write my statements using ChatGP Tea.
October 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of hummus terrorists, illegal Allens, and violent crabapples. And it is not true that I write my statements using ChatGP Tea.
Our Great President is almost finished with his time machine to go back five years to the George Floyd protests and stop the rampant lawlessness in Oregon. #MakeAmericaPastAgainAgain
October 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Our Great President is almost finished with his time machine to go back five years to the George Floyd protests and stop the rampant lawlessness in Oregon. #MakeAmericaPastAgainAgain
September 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
July 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Please stop calling me Taco Belle.
June 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Please stop calling me Taco Belle.
Happy birthday Canada or whatever it is you're doing up there today. Who the hell knows.
April 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Happy birthday Canada or whatever it is you're doing up there today. Who the hell knows.
Please stop spreading the rumor that Trump is a Democrat spy who is trying to make the Republican Party look bad but just can't find a level of evil that actual Republicans won't embrace.
April 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Please stop spreading the rumor that Trump is a Democrat spy who is trying to make the Republican Party look bad but just can't find a level of evil that actual Republicans won't embrace.
So what kind of pope are we going to get? The touchy feely kind or the "touchy feely" kind?
April 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
So what kind of pope are we going to get? The touchy feely kind or the "touchy feely" kind?
Is it worth sacrificing 9% of America's GDP to keep tourists out of America? Of course it is! We will make that back from American tourists traveling to America. DO THE MATH! #MakeAmericasAmericaAmericanAgainAmerica
April 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Is it worth sacrificing 9% of America's GDP to keep tourists out of America? Of course it is! We will make that back from American tourists traveling to America. DO THE MATH! #MakeAmericasAmericaAmericanAgainAmerica
It depends on what you mean by "war," "plans," "discussed," "1," "2," and "3." DO NOT GET INTO A LINGUISTIC CONTEST WITH A SEMANTICARIAN!
The White House has apparently decided the best course of action is to lie their way through it.
March 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It depends on what you mean by "war," "plans," "discussed," "1," "2," and "3." DO NOT GET INTO A LINGUISTIC CONTEST WITH A SEMANTICARIAN!
Its passed time to dissmantel the Department Of educasion. America is smart enuff all ready.
March 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Its passed time to dissmantel the Department Of educasion. America is smart enuff all ready.
We are not saying we're planning to invade Canada, we're just saying if Canada doesn't curl up in a ball and accept our benevolence it's going to make the invasion that much harder.
March 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
We are not saying we're planning to invade Canada, we're just saying if Canada doesn't curl up in a ball and accept our benevolence it's going to make the invasion that much harder.
Oh it's on. No you're welcome.
The United States of what now?
Watch and share our new video, and add your own photo or video to the comments -- hell, all over the internet -- telling America what you think of their.......suggestion. #NoThankYou🇨🇦
youtu.be/jPB4_CqNf5A?...
Watch and share our new video, and add your own photo or video to the comments -- hell, all over the internet -- telling America what you think of their.......suggestion. #NoThankYou🇨🇦
youtu.be/jPB4_CqNf5A?...
Hello America. It's us, Canada. #NoThankYou
YouTube video by Brian Calvert
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February 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oh it's on. No you're welcome.
Note to liberal media: Measles are now called "Freedom Freckles." If you don't use this term you won't be invited to the next insurec.....I mean Liberty Luau.
February 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Note to liberal media: Measles are now called "Freedom Freckles." If you don't use this term you won't be invited to the next insurec.....I mean Liberty Luau.
Stop calling America a "shithole country"! We are not a shithole country, and everyone needs to stop saying we're a shithole country and sharing posts that say -- or even imply through sarcasm -- that America is now totally a shithole country.
February 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Stop calling America a "shithole country"! We are not a shithole country, and everyone needs to stop saying we're a shithole country and sharing posts that say -- or even imply through sarcasm -- that America is now totally a shithole country.
This is offensive to those who are both. Please be more inclusive when referencing our demographic.
February 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
This is offensive to those who are both. Please be more inclusive when referencing our demographic.
The Incredible Hulk is the obvious choice the new Director of Porcelain, Stemware, and Irreplaceable Fine China.
February 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The Incredible Hulk is the obvious choice the new Director of Porcelain, Stemware, and Irreplaceable Fine China.
Finally a president with the balls to ban Transformers from athletics. More than meets the eye indeed!
February 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Finally a president with the balls to ban Transformers from athletics. More than meets the eye indeed!
Facts are Satan's way of hiding the truth.
February 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Facts are Satan's way of hiding the truth.