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Dead Head, Texas Rangers fan and the Pope of Chili Town. An enthusiast of long distance running, SEC football, democracy and nachos. Just a little blue dot living in a red state trying not to get consumed by the abyss.
Whether or not racial bias is involved, I think it’s wrong for elected officials in power to redraw electoral maps for the purpose of subverting the will of their voters.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Two things: 1) he’s never going to release the MRI results and I wish media would stop acting like he’s ever been forthright about his medical history, and 2) it’s going to be hilarious to revoke any pardons he issues on the basis that he lacks mental capacity
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The curse of teddy cancun continues…
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
‘Tis the season.
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Since 2001, not a single Thanksgiving has transpired without me thinking about Tony Soprano’s lieutenant that died on the toilet after eating his thanksgiving dinner
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
We’re entering a spoiler free zone. You will be muted and/or blocked. I don’t give a F who you are.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I put the kids to bed and I’m logging off for a while. I love most of you and I’ll see you tomorrow. Happy Stranger Things day to those who choose to celebrate.
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The best possible Thanksgiving main course
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Regular price. Four bucks. Four bucks.
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“Many legal scholars agree” is just an off shoot of the “my dad’s a lawyer!” argument
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
At the end of Season 2 on my Stranger Things rewatch, and absolutely bawling watching Steve get Dustin hyped up for the Snow Ball ‘84
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’m doing a Stranger Things rewatch. This bad ass knows all about magnets.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Pop quiz - How does a person that spent his entire career in real estate finance not know that a typical mortgage is 30 years?

The answer I am looking for is - Dementia.
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
After a decade, it appears the concept of a health care plan has dropped. I don’t even know where to start with how fcking stupid this is.
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
It is my turn to host for Thanksgiving, and I have decided that this will definitely be served. If you think that’s gross… then you are not invited.
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM