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do i look stoned. it's cause im high
February 17, 2026 at 10:50 PM
interview went great btw in case you even care
February 17, 2026 at 9:05 PM
dumb dumb dumby
February 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM
year of the disc horse
February 17, 2026 at 6:25 PM
if i show you my (pet) will you show me your (pet)
February 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
finished my taxes even though i didn't want to do them at all
February 17, 2026 at 3:42 PM
women are my roman empire
February 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
that one vampire weekend song where it sounds like he's cumming about a minute and ten seconds in
February 17, 2026 at 1:28 PM
obsessive cumposting disorder
February 17, 2026 at 1:16 PM
friENDship ? no thanks diva, i'm eternal
February 17, 2026 at 12:43 PM
"nah bro i don't think the navy is really doing what they said they are. no im pretty sure they're just looking for atlantis out there"
February 17, 2026 at 12:18 PM
just saw someone insinuate they didn't believe the uss constitution was a real ship and i just... i don't know where to go with that one at all actually
February 17, 2026 at 12:17 PM
i had an EMPIRE. i burned it down for a bottle of squirt
February 17, 2026 at 12:14 PM
why do i have a zit on my face? i've only eaten greasy pizza, tacos, burgers,
February 17, 2026 at 12:04 PM
how to get followers bluesky easy
February 17, 2026 at 11:45 AM
one hundred million followers when
February 17, 2026 at 11:45 AM
i have just awoken. where is my fame
February 17, 2026 at 11:27 AM
i want to be hunted for sport to see if it turns me on
February 17, 2026 at 1:48 AM
i don't really care but you can make out with me if you want
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
lotion wizard
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
"overwhelmed how?" the inside thoughts. no further questions, please
"where did u go" said no one. well, i got overwhelmed and deleted
February 17, 2026 at 12:10 AM
"where did u go" said no one. well, i got overwhelmed and deleted
February 17, 2026 at 12:10 AM
my dumb ass likes to think
February 16, 2026 at 11:08 PM
hehehe
February 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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the winter olympics should include gymnastics
February 16, 2026 at 5:55 PM