Often times it feels like being happy where you are is just being able to afford living in the right place
June 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Often times it feels like being happy where you are is just being able to afford living in the right place
Taco Bell has a huge opportunity here to offer to put their name on the Wall Street closing bell
May 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Taco Bell has a huge opportunity here to offer to put their name on the Wall Street closing bell
Nothing ruins something faster than its fans
May 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Nothing ruins something faster than its fans
I really want the next pope to be black, if only so someone can make a parody of “Black Cop” by KRS-One called “Black Pope”
April 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I really want the next pope to be black, if only so someone can make a parody of “Black Cop” by KRS-One called “Black Pope”
The quickest way for anyone over 20 to get me to dismiss what they have to say is to start their sentence with “Bro”
April 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The quickest way for anyone over 20 to get me to dismiss what they have to say is to start their sentence with “Bro”
Going to start calling Coachella the Influencer Pride Festival
April 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Going to start calling Coachella the Influencer Pride Festival
The main problem I have with trying to work on my hyper-independence is that the world keeps increasingly validating it
April 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The main problem I have with trying to work on my hyper-independence is that the world keeps increasingly validating it
If you are ever talking to me when either of Massive Attack’s albums Mezzanine and Protection comes on, you may as well just stop and wait to carry on the conversation because I have 100% stopped listening to you
April 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If you are ever talking to me when either of Massive Attack’s albums Mezzanine and Protection comes on, you may as well just stop and wait to carry on the conversation because I have 100% stopped listening to you
If I’d shown 10 year old me these photos and said this is what video games will look like one day, my brain would’ve melted
April 14, 2025 at 6:34 AM
If I’d shown 10 year old me these photos and said this is what video games will look like one day, my brain would’ve melted
I’m only just appreciating what a golden era the 80s were for movie title and title card fonts
April 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I’m only just appreciating what a golden era the 80s were for movie title and title card fonts
I think at this point children of the 80s might just have a viable lawsuit against Bobby McFerrin
April 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I think at this point children of the 80s might just have a viable lawsuit against Bobby McFerrin
Just had to use an oil filter wrench to get the lid off a jar of pickles, and I’ve never been so conflicted about my masculinity
April 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Just had to use an oil filter wrench to get the lid off a jar of pickles, and I’ve never been so conflicted about my masculinity
Had a guy maybe 10 years older than me tell me he was “too old to wear shorts” and I swear I have no clue what that means
April 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Had a guy maybe 10 years older than me tell me he was “too old to wear shorts” and I swear I have no clue what that means
The ER is where you go when you’re badly hurt.
Urgent care is where you go when you’re still pounding DayQuil after two weeks or whatever you injured just needs an extra set of hands.
Urgent care is where you go when you’re still pounding DayQuil after two weeks or whatever you injured just needs an extra set of hands.
April 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The ER is where you go when you’re badly hurt.
Urgent care is where you go when you’re still pounding DayQuil after two weeks or whatever you injured just needs an extra set of hands.
Urgent care is where you go when you’re still pounding DayQuil after two weeks or whatever you injured just needs an extra set of hands.
Big changes are hard. All the things to come are hard to balance with the things you have to leave behind
April 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Big changes are hard. All the things to come are hard to balance with the things you have to leave behind
Of course the day after I commit to move to a different state after two years of not being able to get a job I start getting hounded by recruiters
April 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Of course the day after I commit to move to a different state after two years of not being able to get a job I start getting hounded by recruiters
Also I dunno what happened in the past three days but suddenly half the people in SFO are hacking and coughing. I’m gonna load up on vitamin C the moment I get home
April 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Also I dunno what happened in the past three days but suddenly half the people in SFO are hacking and coughing. I’m gonna load up on vitamin C the moment I get home
Just boarded a 1 hour flight and the dude next to me suited up in an eye mask, blanket, and pillow as soon as he hit the seat and is now snoring before they’ve even closed the door
April 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Just boarded a 1 hour flight and the dude next to me suited up in an eye mask, blanket, and pillow as soon as he hit the seat and is now snoring before they’ve even closed the door
Accepting that I can’t do everything and making necessary choices limits my possibilities is one of the hardest realities of my life
April 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Accepting that I can’t do everything and making necessary choices limits my possibilities is one of the hardest realities of my life
Past girlfriends I’ve invited to visit Oregon with me either didn’t want to go or never wanted to go back, and I feel like that should’ve told me a lot about my dating life as someone who grew up in Oregon
April 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Past girlfriends I’ve invited to visit Oregon with me either didn’t want to go or never wanted to go back, and I feel like that should’ve told me a lot about my dating life as someone who grew up in Oregon
One of the better things the internet has taught me is that cats and dogs seem to actually own Turkey and the people just live there
April 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
One of the better things the internet has taught me is that cats and dogs seem to actually own Turkey and the people just live there
I don’t care how much my body punishes me for them, I fucking love donuts
April 3, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I don’t care how much my body punishes me for them, I fucking love donuts
I’m all for grammar rules, but at this point I think ending a sentence in a preposition is WAY down the list of things that should be called out
April 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I’m all for grammar rules, but at this point I think ending a sentence in a preposition is WAY down the list of things that should be called out
When I was a kid I heavily aspired to be smart and go to a good college not to be successful but so I could be as smart and cool as Val Kilmer in Real Genius
April 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
When I was a kid I heavily aspired to be smart and go to a good college not to be successful but so I could be as smart and cool as Val Kilmer in Real Genius
I have two zits on my face directly lined up above and below my eyebrow, and it looks like I did a terrible job trying to pierce my eyebrow and gave up
April 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I have two zits on my face directly lined up above and below my eyebrow, and it looks like I did a terrible job trying to pierce my eyebrow and gave up