Renee Agatep
@goingbyrenee.bsky.social
#poet #writer #kidlit #singer #2e
📚 OHIO RADIO (Wolfson Press)
💀 THE ICEMAN'S PURSE
🎸 BROOMHILDA 🎤
🖊 GoingbyRenee.com
Repped by @awfulagent.bsky.social
📚 OHIO RADIO (Wolfson Press)
💀 THE ICEMAN'S PURSE
🎸 BROOMHILDA 🎤
🖊 GoingbyRenee.com
Repped by @awfulagent.bsky.social
Hear me out
This lunch lady land shirt, but make it a dress (with pockets)
Then I buy 12 and go full Steve Jobs and never where anything else ever again
This lunch lady land shirt, but make it a dress (with pockets)
Then I buy 12 and go full Steve Jobs and never where anything else ever again
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Hear me out
This lunch lady land shirt, but make it a dress (with pockets)
Then I buy 12 and go full Steve Jobs and never where anything else ever again
This lunch lady land shirt, but make it a dress (with pockets)
Then I buy 12 and go full Steve Jobs and never where anything else ever again
Whoever made this should go straight to McJail
November 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Whoever made this should go straight to McJail
All persons living and dead are purely coincidental.
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
All persons living and dead are purely coincidental.
What does the tooth fairy do with the teeth? She grinds them up and makes a tooth smoothie, of course.
— my 6 year old
— my 6 year old
September 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What does the tooth fairy do with the teeth? She grinds them up and makes a tooth smoothie, of course.
— my 6 year old
— my 6 year old
Honored to be performing with my band this weekend in support of the Cleveland Missing’s 2025 Hope Ride.
If you’re in the area, come out and support an important organization in our community. 🏍️💜🎸
If you’re in the area, come out and support an important organization in our community. 🏍️💜🎸
September 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Honored to be performing with my band this weekend in support of the Cleveland Missing’s 2025 Hope Ride.
If you’re in the area, come out and support an important organization in our community. 🏍️💜🎸
If you’re in the area, come out and support an important organization in our community. 🏍️💜🎸
Just me sitting among the fellow human gymnastics moms
September 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Just me sitting among the fellow human gymnastics moms
Everyone telling you to eat nasty cinnamon spaghetti in Cinci is just distracting you from finding out about the filthy delicious delight that is Grippos.
#stayvigilant #skylinesucks #grippos #bbqgripposforever
#stayvigilant #skylinesucks #grippos #bbqgripposforever
August 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Everyone telling you to eat nasty cinnamon spaghetti in Cinci is just distracting you from finding out about the filthy delicious delight that is Grippos.
#stayvigilant #skylinesucks #grippos #bbqgripposforever
#stayvigilant #skylinesucks #grippos #bbqgripposforever
TBT to the time I had to start a go fund me because someone was ransoming the kids again
August 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
TBT to the time I had to start a go fund me because someone was ransoming the kids again
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
July 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
If you don’t want to hear about linear time as a laughable human perception-based concept, please don’t talk to me at your child’s birthday party.
July 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If you don’t want to hear about linear time as a laughable human perception-based concept, please don’t talk to me at your child’s birthday party.
Ok… NOW we’re ready. 😏
July 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Ok… NOW we’re ready. 😏
Kids are making improvements.
July 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Kids are making improvements.
When I had my🤞for the MFA call, we decorated a fancy grape juice and put it in the fridge. The kids and I had the best time when I got the call. 🥂
Here’s a new bottle for my MG going on sub this week (thanks to my wonderful agent).
We’re patient, but we’re also standing by to celebrate! 🎉
Here’s a new bottle for my MG going on sub this week (thanks to my wonderful agent).
We’re patient, but we’re also standing by to celebrate! 🎉
July 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
When I had my🤞for the MFA call, we decorated a fancy grape juice and put it in the fridge. The kids and I had the best time when I got the call. 🥂
Here’s a new bottle for my MG going on sub this week (thanks to my wonderful agent).
We’re patient, but we’re also standing by to celebrate! 🎉
Here’s a new bottle for my MG going on sub this week (thanks to my wonderful agent).
We’re patient, but we’re also standing by to celebrate! 🎉
Last night at The Phone Booth
June 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Last night at The Phone Booth
Send messages like this to poets.
Even if you don’t mean it.
Even if you don’t mean it.
June 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Send messages like this to poets.
Even if you don’t mean it.
Even if you don’t mean it.
Warning me about tiny rodents I’m yet to see and NOT the dozens of giant fruit bats that swooped down like toddlers on hang gliders is wild, Australia
June 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Warning me about tiny rodents I’m yet to see and NOT the dozens of giant fruit bats that swooped down like toddlers on hang gliders is wild, Australia
Welcome to my world, squirrel.
June 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Welcome to my world, squirrel.
Whoever thought to use #AI for shirt designs, really grade A idea there.
We don’t need writers, designers, or editors. AI is just as good if not better. Just look at the quality. 10/10.
We don’t need writers, designers, or editors. AI is just as good if not better. Just look at the quality. 10/10.
May 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Whoever thought to use #AI for shirt designs, really grade A idea there.
We don’t need writers, designers, or editors. AI is just as good if not better. Just look at the quality. 10/10.
We don’t need writers, designers, or editors. AI is just as good if not better. Just look at the quality. 10/10.
Honorable mentions
May 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Honorable mentions
I have a hobby of collecting shirts written in broken or nonsensical English, and here were my winners for today:
May 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I have a hobby of collecting shirts written in broken or nonsensical English, and here were my winners for today:
Charles Simic - “Used Book Store”
April 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Charles Simic - “Used Book Store”