verbs in bio

It’s easy to roly poly into a tree, but watch me roly poly UP a tree

died of ginger poisoning 😩

“You’re one year closer to death”
Than I was a year ago? Yeah that’s how time fucking works. I’m one year further from death than I’ll be next year too. Take that, death.

i like that guy. he rubs me the right way.

chewing gum, chewing thumb, chewing bum

wow this is wayyyy better than instagram

me muttering “lvt will fix this” to myself as i get kicked out of the book shop for eating the entire discworld series

There are plenty more fish in the sea? Too many I say. Gotta catch em all