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@goldkear.bsky.social
I'm a walking juxtaposition.
Almost too gay to function.
I like nerd shit.
Aspirational Daddy.
Discord, Insta: goldkear
Almost too gay to function.
I like nerd shit.
Aspirational Daddy.
Discord, Insta: goldkear
I'm telling ya, that that ol VS in there, and it really sings*
*For legal reasons this is a joke, don't smoke!
*For legal reasons this is a joke, don't smoke!
January 2, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I'm telling ya, that that ol VS in there, and it really sings*
*For legal reasons this is a joke, don't smoke!
*For legal reasons this is a joke, don't smoke!
Ugh I'm so sick of cliffhangers. Like ok now we get a spinoff??
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Ugh I'm so sick of cliffhangers. Like ok now we get a spinoff??
The difference is very noticeable, congratulations!
We're always our worst critics so you really can't trust your own perception. Maybe try looking at them upside down?
We're always our worst critics so you really can't trust your own perception. Maybe try looking at them upside down?
January 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The difference is very noticeable, congratulations!
We're always our worst critics so you really can't trust your own perception. Maybe try looking at them upside down?
We're always our worst critics so you really can't trust your own perception. Maybe try looking at them upside down?
Well I have no idea so I guess I'm googling it.
January 1, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Well I have no idea so I guess I'm googling it.
At this point, not turning on airplane mode is a choice.
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
At this point, not turning on airplane mode is a choice.
Yeah I took the bus ONE TIME when my licence was suspended. It was such a hassle I would rather just drive extra careful and risk getting arrested.
January 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Yeah I took the bus ONE TIME when my licence was suspended. It was such a hassle I would rather just drive extra careful and risk getting arrested.
I think sometimes it's important to be able to relate to characters we see, and self loathing is a part of many people's queer experience. If you don't want to engage with that, it's fine, but it should still exist. Queer stories should be as diverse as queer people.
January 1, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I think sometimes it's important to be able to relate to characters we see, and self loathing is a part of many people's queer experience. If you don't want to engage with that, it's fine, but it should still exist. Queer stories should be as diverse as queer people.
Yeah, though I don't think there's a hard line for age. "Young looking" is also a must.
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Yeah, though I don't think there's a hard line for age. "Young looking" is also a must.
Little to no body hair is also a must. If hairy and skinny, that's an otter.
January 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Little to no body hair is also a must. If hairy and skinny, that's an otter.
I would fuck pretty much anyone with a beard.
December 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I would fuck pretty much anyone with a beard.
Tbh I don't think you're the first. Gay women seem to LOVE yoai, for example
December 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Tbh I don't think you're the first. Gay women seem to LOVE yoai, for example
There are sort of unspoken rules and tropes that gamers just know but an outsider would be clueless about.
This series explores that for the curious:
This series explores that for the curious:
Gaming For A Non-Gamer - YouTube
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December 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
There are sort of unspoken rules and tropes that gamers just know but an outsider would be clueless about.
This series explores that for the curious:
This series explores that for the curious:
I have definitely kicked myself in the balls tucking my leg up on a chair a little too quickly. The technology has just gotten more complicated.
December 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I have definitely kicked myself in the balls tucking my leg up on a chair a little too quickly. The technology has just gotten more complicated.
I agree! It's a great pic. I love the way your fingers perfectly follow the shape of your penis and balls. It's erotic without being pornographic.
December 27, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I agree! It's a great pic. I love the way your fingers perfectly follow the shape of your penis and balls. It's erotic without being pornographic.
Imagine my surprise when I saw my 22 year old niece that I hadn't seen in over 10 years.
Like woah, I still pictured you as a little girl, but now you're taking shots with me at the bar?
Like woah, I still pictured you as a little girl, but now you're taking shots with me at the bar?
December 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Imagine my surprise when I saw my 22 year old niece that I hadn't seen in over 10 years.
Like woah, I still pictured you as a little girl, but now you're taking shots with me at the bar?
Like woah, I still pictured you as a little girl, but now you're taking shots with me at the bar?
Occasionally, I think it's worth saying something unkind, but true and necessary. Of course that's typically in response to something that is none of the three.
December 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Occasionally, I think it's worth saying something unkind, but true and necessary. Of course that's typically in response to something that is none of the three.
Yaaas dinosaur facts!
a woman with red nails is smiling in front of a harlem sign
Alt: a woman with red nails is smiling in front of a harlem sign
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December 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Yaaas dinosaur facts!
I once took a nudie in an airplane bathroom. I'm sure a similar experience
December 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I once took a nudie in an airplane bathroom. I'm sure a similar experience
A friend of mine in Montana has a hot tub AND sauna on his porch. Can confirm it's fantastic. But I could never with the barefoot in the snow.
December 27, 2025 at 10:44 AM
A friend of mine in Montana has a hot tub AND sauna on his porch. Can confirm it's fantastic. But I could never with the barefoot in the snow.
As a "fair weather" nudist, you're wild for that.
December 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
As a "fair weather" nudist, you're wild for that.
Mayo+ketchup (aka fry sauce if you're from Utah) is the way.
December 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Mayo+ketchup (aka fry sauce if you're from Utah) is the way.
Welcome, there will be some growing pains, but you'll realize we were actually the cooler camp the whole time. 😄😋🙉
December 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Welcome, there will be some growing pains, but you'll realize we were actually the cooler camp the whole time. 😄😋🙉