Goldy Thirtysecond
@goldythirtysecond.bsky.social
Author, genius, sex symbol, spy.
I endorse this as thoroughly as a fish endorses dropping gin in the lake.
New! A sample chapter from Present Tension, the first book of The Interrobang Chronicles, depicting our hero's shocking punishment for a supposed typo. While his cheeks ever survive? #erotica #selfpublishing
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Sample Chapter!
Today, rather than a short snippet read by a household object, I’m happy to share a full chapter from Present Tension, the first book in The Interrobang Chronicles. This is Chapter 2, “…
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December 3, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I endorse this as thoroughly as a fish endorses dropping gin in the lake.
Some people say The Interrobang Chronicles is ludicrous but almost every bit of it comes from my life, especially the parachuting bit. Anyhow it's available for pre-order now which is a thing I guess. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DNKLGXBT
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November 30, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Some people say The Interrobang Chronicles is ludicrous but almost every bit of it comes from my life, especially the parachuting bit. Anyhow it's available for pre-order now which is a thing I guess. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DNKLGXBT
With a heavy heart I have to admit I think being a no stunt Larry was probably the mold talking. But The Interrobang Chronicles is all me, baby.
(Well, it’s fiction, so it’s not exactly me. But it’s all loosely based on my life, except for 3 events. The Olympics have never been in Belgium.)
(Well, it’s fiction, so it’s not exactly me. But it’s all loosely based on my life, except for 3 events. The Olympics have never been in Belgium.)
November 29, 2024 at 10:50 PM
With a heavy heart I have to admit I think being a no stunt Larry was probably the mold talking. But The Interrobang Chronicles is all me, baby.
(Well, it’s fiction, so it’s not exactly me. But it’s all loosely based on my life, except for 3 events. The Olympics have never been in Belgium.)
(Well, it’s fiction, so it’s not exactly me. But it’s all loosely based on my life, except for 3 events. The Olympics have never been in Belgium.)
Merry Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! I hope you have a radish, or a wank, or a screw!
November 28, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Merry Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! I hope you have a radish, or a wank, or a screw!
To all the b-holes: Iron Man dies in Endgame. And I’m not even joking.
November 24, 2024 at 2:19 PM
To all the b-holes: Iron Man dies in Endgame. And I’m not even joking.
This is not a perfect rendering of my beloved canine companion, but it's as good as can be done with mere pen. I am feeling more confident in my partner in publishing The Interrobang Chronicles.
Also, Goldy’s corgi, Zanzibar, is SO CUTE! He didn't let me take a picture--Goldy's trying to protect the puppy's privacy and raise him offline--but he let me draw a portrait. (I'm not very good at drawing, but this is close.) #corgi
November 21, 2024 at 11:07 PM
This is not a perfect rendering of my beloved canine companion, but it's as good as can be done with mere pen. I am feeling more confident in my partner in publishing The Interrobang Chronicles.
If you thought 2024 was bad, James Blunt is releasing an album in 2017.
November 21, 2024 at 12:49 AM
If you thought 2024 was bad, James Blunt is releasing an album in 2017.
Hey gurls that field is a tarantula habitat it’s not worth it someone’s gunna get hurt.
Are you not reading my tweets? It’s a TARANTULA HABITAT TURN AROUND
Are you not reading my tweets? It’s a TARANTULA HABITAT TURN AROUND
November 20, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Hey gurls that field is a tarantula habitat it’s not worth it someone’s gunna get hurt.
Are you not reading my tweets? It’s a TARANTULA HABITAT TURN AROUND
Are you not reading my tweets? It’s a TARANTULA HABITAT TURN AROUND
I need to let you know that I am an absolute computer genius. Unfortunately do to privacy needs I don't have one of my own. I can only use social media at a secret library in a cave with three minutes of dial-up a day so if I don't respond quick or right that's why.
November 18, 2024 at 5:17 PM
I need to let you know that I am an absolute computer genius. Unfortunately do to privacy needs I don't have one of my own. I can only use social media at a secret library in a cave with three minutes of dial-up a day so if I don't respond quick or right that's why.
I can’t believe I have to take Out the garbage. I live off the grid on Trebein Road in Xenia, Ohio, I don’t need this.
November 17, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I can’t believe I have to take Out the garbage. I live off the grid on Trebein Road in Xenia, Ohio, I don’t need this.
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love @flintstonerocky.bsky.social. I think he’s a really interesting artist.
November 16, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love @flintstonerocky.bsky.social. I think he’s a really interesting artist.
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November 15, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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just setting up my twittr.
November 15, 2024 at 1:16 AM
just setting up my twittr.