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When they localized Super League and it became Tommy Lasorda Baseball, I can understand localizing teams and leagues, voices, etc. But why the news reporter at the end of each game?
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I am *struggling* today
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I’m all for world records but when it’s like ‘this is the record for most Aim toothpaste eaten out of a caulking gun on a Thursday at an IHOP’ what are you even doing
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I don’t know if it’s the same cats, but some cats are going at it again and they are loud. Are they near here? Can’t tell due to the echo. I wish I could type ‘fuck quieter’ into google translate and it would spit back meows to tell them as much
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I stole a horse for a mean lady and killed a bunch of blind people in a cave while a ghost lady helped me. Good times, day was not a total loss.
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I'm holding out for the Wally George skin
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Still not looking good but at least it isn’t over. Do it for my pappy
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I'm on the first regular episode of s3 and man. This feels like it's 8700000 minutes long. There's just something about the pacing and production that makes this feel like a slog. I'll get through them eventually, but I forgot about this dipshit missile guy who yells "bang" and laughs all the time.
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Jim Ross hollering ‘Bah gawd, King! Bukkake! Bukkake! Bukkake!’
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I was going to do some stuff today after I got my glasses. But you know, nah
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So I'm shopping welcome mats and I'm not sure it's gonna get better than this
Welcome mat with Sonic the Hedgehog and text that reads RING RING
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It's like... GI Joe, but with the production values of a random european cartoon on 1984 Nickelodeon or something. It's hard to explain but watching them back to back really made it apparent.
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Okay, so I watched the five-parter that leads into s3. Cobra Commander getting his body back and turning Serpentor into an iguana is really great, but the rest of it... it sounds like it was recorded in a library or a church, super quiet with little inflection or background noise. Idk man
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They must have Tele-Vipers running things back there
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"But he talks shit online to the other guy!" One of those guys is bad enough, and who cares about zingers if they're coming from another shitty guy anyway.
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Got my new glasses and they're so low-rent that they didn't come in a case. The guy handed me a little sock like you'd collect shells at the beach or something like, "here you go." But when I put them on, I can see, so that's all that matters.
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Word on the street is the little goggle hat covered a bald spot real good so she just leaned real hard into it
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Who reads manuals
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I guess it goes s1-2, then the movie, then s3-4? Anyway, the movie is kinda silly with the snake people stuff but that intro gets your ass hyped to watch some GI Joe, that's for sure.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ah2...
Snake-Eyes shooting toward the camera, slightly off-center
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Finally at the end of s2. The second to last episode with Slipstream and the Night Raven pilot was pretty good, probably the show's equivalent of issue 34 of the comic. All in all, season 2: too much wetsuit/leatherneck bromance, not enough Snake-Eyes. Quick Kick was in one episode. Like what?
Televiper with "what tha.. ?" scanning across his visor thing
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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Ha ha 3:47 am and I’m still not sleepy 💀
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I hope it gets sorted out in the best way possible!
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Waterbed but it’s just me sleeping in this tub. It really is comfy. They should make little raft pillows for the bath
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Sounds like a great weekend all around, the teachers will just be jealous. ‘You went to Philly and NYC? All I did was go to the store’
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If there were really bounties, wouldn’t everyone be after the biggest one? How do people read that and go ‘oh this is 100% real’