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golias.bsky.social
Golias 🕷 SpiderVTuber
@golias.bsky.social
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Goliath Birdeater Vstreamer 🕷
Tech Support Spider with pants
they/them 🕸 30 🕸 3Dtuber 🕸 EN/NL 🕸 Techie 🕸 Anti-fascist (of course)
https://www.twitch.tv/Golias_vt

🔞not lewd, but interacts with people who are. MDNI

#vtuber #envtuber
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golias.bsky.social
General strike now!
An exploitable meme template of a Bugs Bunny with the text "I wish all x a very y" It's filled in like "I wish all schumer a very the same fate as those you condemned to die."
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
golias.bsky.social
This one?
A Bingo card with every square saying 'nothing changes'. The 'free' square in the middle says '$249'
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
golias.bsky.social
IT'S OSHI DAY!✨

Who's your oshi? Could it even be me?🥹 (no, it isn't)

For me it's DOG GOD and lavender clown!
For very similar reasons. They have such nice voices, warm personalities, they're funny, they're not afraid to laugh at themselves but don't do self-deprecation. Their designs are amazing\
girl with a yellow coat with ribbons on it She has floppy dog ears, a fluffy tail and two front braids all in the same light brown colour. She's lying on her side on the floor and her face isn't visible. An arm is resting on the implied desk in front of her. The rough outline of a computer and keyboard are visible. Image by @jdthunderhawk Image of a clown in purple and lavender clothes. She has curly dark-purple hair with bangs and two fluffy pig tails which are held together with light purple and pink beaded hair ties. She has pink hearts on her cheeks Her ears are pointy, like elf ears. Her teeth are jagged like a shark's She wears a jester's hat with puff balls on the ends. Her clothes are diagonally checkered, and she wears a ruff.
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
golias.bsky.social
O SHIT! Guess what I'm gonna try!
Screenshot from the KDE website with text over a blurry image Plasma 6.5 Reaching the Inflection Point KDE is on the verge of making it big for the general public Tuesday, 21 October 2025
October 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
golias.bsky.social
What character permanently altered your brain chemistry?
Ranni the Witch from Elden Ring. A doll-like woman with blue skin, a huge white witch hat, a white dress and a primitive fur coat. Her right eye is closed and overlaps with the left eye of a ghostly image.
September 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
golias.bsky.social
"Kiryu-chan, where are you? I was scared I ran you over" in full HD!
Guy with eye patch and snake leather vest over bare skin screaming inside a pink truck with a pink leopard pattern curtain behind him.
September 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM
golias.bsky.social
Deco*27 is overrated. Every other song of his sounds like he nabbed another artist's style, with all the things that make their styles interesting removed with surgical precision.
There's no hook left after being slobbered up by the mundanity machine.
Smug cat surrounded by knives
September 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
golias.bsky.social
Ralsei, of course! Not just because of the hat (make it even bigger!)
But consider the following:
Ralsei from Deltarune smoking a blunt meme
September 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
golias.bsky.social
What flavour is your sona?

A running joke between me and my artist. Goliath birdeater abdomens look like kiwis
Drawing of an anime-style cartoon of a character with a spider as a lower half. They wear their brown hair in a pony tail, a grey pea coat, and light grey pants for all 8 legs A bunch of kiwi fruits, one is cut in half with the dissections pointing to the camera.
September 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
golias.bsky.social
But consider the following: rip bozo

We can have healthy open conversations when I don't have a fucking reticle on my ass.
Bluesky Safety fascists saying: Glorifying violence or harm violates Bluesky's community guidelines. We review reports and take action on content that celebrates harm against anyone (commenter's voice: excluding the marginalised apparently) Violence has no place in healthy public discord (narrator's voice: public discorce hasn't been healthy for a year), and we're committed to fostering healthy, open conversations.
September 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
golias.bsky.social
It's real!!
Fake tweet of @TeamCherryGames saying the following: We are incredibly sorry to inform you, Hollow Knight: Silksong will be delayed by 2 weeks. In a final check we discovered that one of the game files was still a placeholder asset and was never finished. We are working around the clock to get this final piece finished. We want to make sure this game is perfect, and we just can't release it without the 12 hour long lesbian sex scene. Team Cherry thanks you immensely for your understanding.
September 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
golias.bsky.social
Fun, let's do this! Let's see what memories I can stir up with this
Music Ask 1. A song you like with a color in the title 2. A song you like with a number in the title 3. A song that reminds you of summertime 4. A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about 5. A song that needs to be played LOUD 6. A song that makes you want to dance 7. A song to drive to 8. A song about drugs or alcohol 9. A song that makes you happy 10. A song that makes you sad 11. A song that you never get tired of 12. A song from your preteen years 13. One of your favorite 80's songs 14. A song that you would love played at your wedding 15. A song that is a cover by another artist 16. One of your favorite classical songs 17. A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke 18. A song from the year that you were born 19. A song that makes you think about life 20. A song that has many meanings to you 21. A favorite song with a person's name in the title 22. A song that moves you forward 23. A song that you think everybody should listen to 24. A song by a band you wish were still together 25. A song by an artist no longer living 26. A song that makes you want to fall in love 27. A song that breaks your heart 28. A song by an artist with a voice that you love 29. A song that you remember from your childhood 30. A song that reminds you of yourself
September 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
golias.bsky.social
Going to the convenience store. Y'all want anything?
@golias.bsky 711 followers.
September 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
golias.bsky.social
Golias is a tarantula arachne! The only one I know of that wears pants.
Golias character design, half spider half person.
August 11, 2025 at 10:05 AM
golias.bsky.social
Longer! Longer!
Langnek, a cartoonish sculpture of a large man sitting, with a perfectly straight neck 2x the length of his body. He wears medieval clothes.
July 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
golias.bsky.social
Rest in peace, Tom Lehrer
April 9, 1928 - July 26, 2025
Such a genius, comedic and mathematic.

I haven't heard of this until some random youtube comment in a short, which is such a shame.

Here's my favourite song of him. Share yours!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytG...
Portrait of Tom Lehrer in circa 1957
July 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
golias.bsky.social
I'm not much of an artist so I took Mettaton EX as a template
an altered image of Metaton phase 2 with the text "A spark of joy in a lonely and dark time. It motivated me enough to take initiative back in life. And since I've learned to let my empathy guide me." - Golias. All in the pixel style of Undertale
July 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
golias.bsky.social
The drake meme with Sayori. P1: Girl with shades frowning has her hand open and close to her while turning away of panel 2 in disgust P2: the text 'Realistic transition goals' P3: Girl with shades smiling and doing fingerguns towards panel 4 P4: girl from Lag Train. grey minimal chibi with long black hair, stylistically crudely drawn, sitting with her head leaning to her shoulder.
July 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
golias.bsky.social
person with brown pony tail and 8 eyes and black fangs Person with 8 eyes, a brown pony tail, and black fangs
July 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
golias.bsky.social
Found this meme template and it's perfect
Template meme. A finger pointing at blushing girl in a hoodie with the text 'me' above her. The speech bubble points off-screen to the owner of the pointing finger. It says "That's the girl who thinks Aldia is a trans allegory". 'Aldia' is not written out, instead a picture of him is used. He's a root-like warped monster with red eyes and flames coming from where he contacts the ground.
July 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
golias.bsky.social
Reading a long term bodyswap manga I heard great things about with strong transfem themes midway in,

only for the writer to just be interested in writing a tomboy and 'people getting the wrong idea', and the most cookie cutter ending possible...
Oshi no koi manga panel meme. A woman with long hair sits in a theatre with tears in her eyes. textbox 1:"This shit... textbox 2: ....is so ass"
July 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
golias.bsky.social
As we all know Aldia is a trans girlypop, and the other bosses here are women too
Dark Souls 2 boss The Throne Defender with a double health bar imposed on it, and the text 'The Grungler, check it out guys, I'm the Grungler' over it, collaged like a ransom letter from other boss names.
June 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
golias.bsky.social
Worst area you've seen so far
The second picture of the Simpson cartoon 'worst day of your life so far' meme without text. Bart Simpson looks at Homer while pulling down his shirt because he lost his trousers. Homer Simpson kneels down to almost his level, put his left arm on Bart's shoulder, and points up from the elbow from his right arm.
June 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
golias.bsky.social
Still from 'My life as a teenage robot'. Protagonist and robot Jenny happily hugs a tiny robot with a salestag with 'villain' on it. This tiny robot hates it and tries to push Jenny away. There are smiling and laughing people around them.
June 24, 2025 at 10:05 AM
golias.bsky.social
URIKO NOOOOOO!!!!!
That same Uriko-clawing-onto-stuff from the previous post, now clawing onto the Mona Lisa, with tear lines. Golias stands next to it defeated with empty eyes.
June 24, 2025 at 9:59 AM