In a case of doing the most big screen thing ever on a small screen, I just completed and submitted my entire citizenship application on my phone. This feels so wrong I can't even describe it.

Good fucking morning, world.

Missing a BART train by less than 10 seconds because the ticket machine was so unintuitive then learning the next train is in almost 20 minutes is incredibly frustrating.

It's astounding just how bad these machines feel after being so accustomed to the ones in Germany.

Found a non-vegan plane.

Second day in a row catching a late night train here. At least this one wasn't cancelled this time.

That fun moment where it's midnight, you're 80km from home, and your Zug is fällt aus.

He caught me taking pictures.

All of this is marzipan. Four years here and still Germany manages to confuse me.

Just missed hitting 50km on the latest ride. Also paused Strava on a break and forgot to restart it until the next break almost 3km later, so got a fun little dead straight line on the map.

I swear his little brain just shuts off sometimes.