Captain Boromir 🛡
@gondorschampion.minastirith.vip
Son of Denethor. Brother of Faramir. Lord of Gondor. Total Beast. Happily married to @gondorianstorm.minastirith.vip ❤ #unhingedfellowship ⚔ (18+) [Minors & lewds do not interact]
The beach of Bondi has been reclaimed for Australia!
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The beach of Bondi has been reclaimed for Australia!
The little shit has gone missing once again. *sighs*
If you should see that little brother of mine during your travels just slap him on the arse as hard as you can and send him back home. 😐
If you should see that little brother of mine during your travels just slap him on the arse as hard as you can and send him back home. 😐
October 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The little shit has gone missing once again. *sighs*
If you should see that little brother of mine during your travels just slap him on the arse as hard as you can and send him back home. 😐
If you should see that little brother of mine during your travels just slap him on the arse as hard as you can and send him back home. 😐
September 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
A barbeque isn't quite the same without Faramir. He really adds an interesting spark to the occasion. *coughs* 😶
September 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A barbeque isn't quite the same without Faramir. He really adds an interesting spark to the occasion. *coughs* 😶
I am a very important person in Minas Tirith. *points at updated handle with a very smug look on his face* 😉
July 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I am a very important person in Minas Tirith. *points at updated handle with a very smug look on his face* 😉
That little shit ... I mean my little brother is still missing. 👀
June 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
That little shit ... I mean my little brother is still missing. 👀
We are both Gondor's Finest. 😎
Sons of the Steward: Boromir and Faramir 🛡️
"Remember today, little brother."
"Remember today, little brother."
June 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
We are both Gondor's Finest. 😎
My order of mini palantiris from Jasper's Palantiri Emporium was delivered this morn. Lighter than a regular palantir with all manner of safety features to prevent my little ones and my brother from looking at things they should not be looking at in the first place. 😇
Father would be so jealous. 🖕
Father would be so jealous. 🖕
June 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
My order of mini palantiris from Jasper's Palantiri Emporium was delivered this morn. Lighter than a regular palantir with all manner of safety features to prevent my little ones and my brother from looking at things they should not be looking at in the first place. 😇
Father would be so jealous. 🖕
Father would be so jealous. 🖕
I have not managed to discover the current whereabouts of my little brother. It is rather frustrating to say Faramir is still missing. I am of the belief I would have more of a chance summoning my father with a bunch of quality vine ripened tomatoes then finding my little brother anytime soon. 😟
April 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I have not managed to discover the current whereabouts of my little brother. It is rather frustrating to say Faramir is still missing. I am of the belief I would have more of a chance summoning my father with a bunch of quality vine ripened tomatoes then finding my little brother anytime soon. 😟
Here I am trolling my little brother after Osgiliath was reclaimed. I am such a charming fellow am I not?
April 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Here I am trolling my little brother after Osgiliath was reclaimed. I am such a charming fellow am I not?
I am not familiar with the concept of doodling on a mobile phone with a finger as a stylus but this a lovely picture of our little deer friend Snowflake.
I mentioned in a previous post some weeks ago that I have been doodling pictures on my mobile phone of all things by using a finger as a stylus of sorts and how I would post one here if I thought it looked decent enough. I think this looks decent enough. I used a finger to colour it in. 🤭 #myart
March 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I am not familiar with the concept of doodling on a mobile phone with a finger as a stylus but this a lovely picture of our little deer friend Snowflake.
I was asked rather recently why I chose not to name my son after my father. I did not wish to burden my little lad with a name that could cause him unnecessary problems so I broke with tradition and named him in honour of his mother instead.
Calandil is a much nicer name then Denethor is it not? 😇
Calandil is a much nicer name then Denethor is it not? 😇
March 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I was asked rather recently why I chose not to name my son after my father. I did not wish to burden my little lad with a name that could cause him unnecessary problems so I broke with tradition and named him in honour of his mother instead.
Calandil is a much nicer name then Denethor is it not? 😇
Calandil is a much nicer name then Denethor is it not? 😇
What manner of stupidity is this? Pray tell, who is this Juan fellow? I have never met anyone of that name before. As for mierda, that sounds like a big pile of shit to me! 🤨
March 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
What manner of stupidity is this? Pray tell, who is this Juan fellow? I have never met anyone of that name before. As for mierda, that sounds like a big pile of shit to me! 🤨
Things have been rather busy for the wife and I as we have decided to return to our quarters in Minas Tirith leaving Bar Hurin in the capable hands of my wife's brother Torridon.
Our little ones need the opportunity to meet and play with other children ... help ... 👀
Faramir is still missing. 😱
Our little ones need the opportunity to meet and play with other children ... help ... 👀
Faramir is still missing. 😱
March 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Things have been rather busy for the wife and I as we have decided to return to our quarters in Minas Tirith leaving Bar Hurin in the capable hands of my wife's brother Torridon.
Our little ones need the opportunity to meet and play with other children ... help ... 👀
Faramir is still missing. 😱
Our little ones need the opportunity to meet and play with other children ... help ... 👀
Faramir is still missing. 😱
Could I possibly tempt the lovely @gondorianstorm.bsky.social with some quality chocolates and ale? *winks and smirks* 🙃
March 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Could I possibly tempt the lovely @gondorianstorm.bsky.social with some quality chocolates and ale? *winks and smirks* 🙃
Is it true The Orange Fiend from The Land of Stars And Stripes has a lieutenant known as The Knob?
The Knob. How unfortunate for him. I shall laugh in his face until he falls over. *laughs*
The Knob. How unfortunate for him. I shall laugh in his face until he falls over. *laughs*
March 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Is it true The Orange Fiend from The Land of Stars And Stripes has a lieutenant known as The Knob?
The Knob. How unfortunate for him. I shall laugh in his face until he falls over. *laughs*
The Knob. How unfortunate for him. I shall laugh in his face until he falls over. *laughs*
The Fluffy Legend was (quite simply) the most stylish feline I'd ever had the honour to meet. What people do not realise is the Fluffy Legend was a guest at the Council of Elrond in Rivendell and he wished for us all to wear protective eyewear once we simply walked into Mordor. What a legend he was.
A silly photo edit I made of Boromir and the Fluffy Legend. ❤️
March 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The Fluffy Legend was (quite simply) the most stylish feline I'd ever had the honour to meet. What people do not realise is the Fluffy Legend was a guest at the Council of Elrond in Rivendell and he wished for us all to wear protective eyewear once we simply walked into Mordor. What a legend he was.
*casually slaps this on the nearest wall*
February 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
*casually slaps this on the nearest wall*
Hello my friends. Now I have finally recovered my details to this quality site I feel I must share the following stupidity I had recently posted over at that musky smelling place. 🤢
Gondor Eats delivers the best Pizza in all of Middle-earth. 😎
Gondor Eats delivers the best Pizza in all of Middle-earth. 😎
a man with a ring on his finger is eating a pepperoni pizza
ALT: a man with a ring on his finger is eating a pepperoni pizza
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February 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Hello my friends. Now I have finally recovered my details to this quality site I feel I must share the following stupidity I had recently posted over at that musky smelling place. 🤢
Gondor Eats delivers the best Pizza in all of Middle-earth. 😎
Gondor Eats delivers the best Pizza in all of Middle-earth. 😎
Would it be at all rude of myself to ask Aragorn to return my vambraces that he had taken from me without asking first?
Asking for a friend ... 👀
Asking for a friend ... 👀
January 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Would it be at all rude of myself to ask Aragorn to return my vambraces that he had taken from me without asking first?
Asking for a friend ... 👀
Asking for a friend ... 👀
On this day, two years ago, my lovely lady GondorianStorm.bsky.social and I were wed. ♥️
Life, as they say, is good! 😏
Life, as they say, is good! 😏
January 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
On this day, two years ago, my lovely lady GondorianStorm.bsky.social and I were wed. ♥️
Life, as they say, is good! 😏
Life, as they say, is good! 😏
Shall I put up missing posters for my little brother once again? 👀
January 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Shall I put up missing posters for my little brother once again? 👀
Neither of the little ones attempted to climb the White Tree much to our relief but Medici the Magnificent Warhorse drank so much Midwinter Ale that he smells as bad as Bumblebutt at the moment. 🤢
December 26, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Neither of the little ones attempted to climb the White Tree much to our relief but Medici the Magnificent Warhorse drank so much Midwinter Ale that he smells as bad as Bumblebutt at the moment. 🤢
Happy Festive season from myself, my Lady and our little ones. Break out much ale and enjoy yourselves. 🫂❤️
a christmas tree with a star on top is in the snow
ALT: a christmas tree with a star on top is in the snow
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Happy Festive season from myself, my Lady and our little ones. Break out much ale and enjoy yourselves. 🫂❤️
We shall be taking the little ones to Minas Tirith to experience some Midwinter festivities. Hopefully Calandil will not attempt to climb the White Tree.
Faramir had better make an appearance or I shall drink his share of Midwinter Ale.
Faramir had better make an appearance or I shall drink his share of Midwinter Ale.
December 20, 2024 at 3:25 PM
We shall be taking the little ones to Minas Tirith to experience some Midwinter festivities. Hopefully Calandil will not attempt to climb the White Tree.
Faramir had better make an appearance or I shall drink his share of Midwinter Ale.
Faramir had better make an appearance or I shall drink his share of Midwinter Ale.