#2025inMuppets
#2025inMuppets
written and spoken by puppeteer Matt Vogel
written and spoken by puppeteer Matt Vogel
May the celebrations of Boxing Day roll over to New Year’s Eve and all the year through!”
Happy Boxing Day!
May the celebrations of Boxing Day roll over to New Year’s Eve and all the year through!”
Happy Boxing Day!
Happy Boxing Day!
Happy Boxing Day!
Merry Christmas, Muppet fans!
Merry Christmas, Muppet fans!
Professor Ratigan (voiced by Vincent Price)
in The Great Mouse Detective.
An evil, pernicious, yet suave crime lord, obsessed with his status as a mouse, but when labeled a rat, his ostentatious demeanor shatters and reveals a violent and savage mind.
Professor Ratigan (voiced by Vincent Price)
in The Great Mouse Detective.
An evil, pernicious, yet suave crime lord, obsessed with his status as a mouse, but when labeled a rat, his ostentatious demeanor shatters and reveals a violent and savage mind.
Statler:There was something thrilling about being IN the show tonight.
Waldorf: Yep. Not having to watch it.
Statler:There was something thrilling about being IN the show tonight.
Waldorf: Yep. Not having to watch it.
Danny Kaye: Scooter…Hi
S: fifteen seconds to curtain
D: Fifteen seconds until curtain?! I better get my makeup on
(bumps into the dresser and collapses)
S: I wonder if that's how he took his first nap
Danny Kaye: Scooter…Hi
S: fifteen seconds to curtain
D: Fifteen seconds until curtain?! I better get my makeup on
(bumps into the dresser and collapses)
S: I wonder if that's how he took his first nap
Waldorf: I could listen to her sing till the end of time.
Statler: She doesn't sing that. It's not her style.
Waldorf: No, no, I mean I could listen to her sing forever.
Statler: Well, she doesn't sing that either.
Waldorf: I could listen to her sing till the end of time.
Statler: She doesn't sing that. It's not her style.
Waldorf: No, no, I mean I could listen to her sing forever.
Statler: Well, she doesn't sing that either.
Anton Ego: Yes, I think I do. After reading a lot of overheated puffery about your new cook, you know what I'm craving? A little perspective. That's it. I'd like some fresh, clear, well seasoned perspective. Can you suggest a good wine to go with that?
Anton Ego: Yes, I think I do. After reading a lot of overheated puffery about your new cook, you know what I'm craving? A little perspective. That's it. I'd like some fresh, clear, well seasoned perspective. Can you suggest a good wine to go with that?
Ned, Pushing Daisies
Ned, Pushing Daisies
Statler: What do you take in your tea?
Waldorf: Oh, milk, two sugars, one mouse.
Statler: One what?
Waldorf: Mouse. Take a look.
Miss Mousey appears in the teacup, and sings "Don't Sugar Me". At the end, the teacup walks off the balcony.
Statler: What do you take in your tea?
Waldorf: Oh, milk, two sugars, one mouse.
Statler: One what?
Waldorf: Mouse. Take a look.
Miss Mousey appears in the teacup, and sings "Don't Sugar Me". At the end, the teacup walks off the balcony.
"These two are a manifestation of the musical mediocrity that passes for talent in our troubled times.” Nice review.
Wayne and Wanda in a gazebo setting
The paper moon falls
"These two are a manifestation of the musical mediocrity that passes for talent in our troubled times.” Nice review.
Wayne and Wanda in a gazebo setting
The paper moon falls
Granny Mobile
Muffin is playing Grouchy Granny on an old scooter.
A real Grouchy Granny, Old Pug, wants to buy it. Muffin keeps upping the price, until:
Old Pug: Fine. Eleven hundred.
Muffin: TWELVE HUNDWED!
Muffin: And 18 lollies!
Old Pug: Oh, you cheeky little... fine. $1200 dollars.
Granny Mobile
Muffin is playing Grouchy Granny on an old scooter.
A real Grouchy Granny, Old Pug, wants to buy it. Muffin keeps upping the price, until:
Old Pug: Fine. Eleven hundred.
Muffin: TWELVE HUNDWED!
Muffin: And 18 lollies!
Old Pug: Oh, you cheeky little... fine. $1200 dollars.
Juliet dances to "Solace" with the Green Gazelles. She vanishes into the background at the end of the song.
Waldorf: Hey, she just vanished. How did she do that?
Statler: Probably like this. (vanishes)
Waldorf: Yup. That's probably how she did it.
Juliet dances to "Solace" with the Green Gazelles. She vanishes into the background at the end of the song.
Waldorf: Hey, she just vanished. How did she do that?
Statler: Probably like this. (vanishes)
Waldorf: Yup. That's probably how she did it.
Carrie Fisher
Carrie Fisher
Waldorf: (drowsy) Wha — wake me when the show starts.
Statler: It's already been on a while.
Waldorf: Oh. Wake me when it's over.
Waldorf: (drowsy) Wha — wake me when the show starts.
Statler: It's already been on a while.
Waldorf: Oh. Wake me when it's over.
Jim Henson and Richard Hunt with Waldorf and Statler on the set of The Muppet Show.
Jim Henson and Richard Hunt with Waldorf and Statler on the set of The Muppet Show.
Marjory the Trash Heap is a compost heap near the Gorg's garden. She is an oracle to the Fraggles, dispensing advice and wise sayings
Philo and Gunge introduce her as the "all-knowing, all-seeing Trash Heap! Nyeah!"
When she finishes, they say: "The Trash Heap has spoken! Nyeah!"
Marjory the Trash Heap is a compost heap near the Gorg's garden. She is an oracle to the Fraggles, dispensing advice and wise sayings
Philo and Gunge introduce her as the "all-knowing, all-seeing Trash Heap! Nyeah!"
When she finishes, they say: "The Trash Heap has spoken! Nyeah!"
Doc is an inventor and lives with his dog, Sprocket. His workshop is connected to Fraggle Rock via a hole in the wall
Doc is puzzled by the postcards for this "Gobo Fraggle fella” and promptly throws them away.
Sprocket often catches Gobo in the act of retrieving a discarded postcard
Doc is an inventor and lives with his dog, Sprocket. His workshop is connected to Fraggle Rock via a hole in the wall
Doc is puzzled by the postcards for this "Gobo Fraggle fella” and promptly throws them away.
Sprocket often catches Gobo in the act of retrieving a discarded postcard
The Gorgs are the giant characters of Fraggle Rock.
Pa Gorg, Ma Gorg, and Junior Gorg, are a royal family living in a rundown castle and the self-proclaimed rulers of the Universe.
The Gorgs are the giant characters of Fraggle Rock.
Pa Gorg, Ma Gorg, and Junior Gorg, are a royal family living in a rundown castle and the self-proclaimed rulers of the Universe.
Doozers
Doozers spend much of their time busily constructing all manner of pointless scaffolding out of an edible candy-like substance (manufactured from radishes)
Doozers spend most of their time building, and Fraggles spend much of their time eating tasty Doozer buildings.
Doozers
Doozers spend much of their time busily constructing all manner of pointless scaffolding out of an edible candy-like substance (manufactured from radishes)
Doozers spend most of their time building, and Fraggles spend much of their time eating tasty Doozer buildings.
“Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Work your cares away,
Dancing's for another day.
Let the Fraggles play,
We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red.“
“Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Work your cares away,
Dancing's for another day.
Let the Fraggles play,
We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red.“
"The center of the universe is, of course, that marvelous land known as Fraggle Rock. It is thus called because it is a Rock and Fraggles live there." Uncle Traveling Matt
Matt boards a roller coaster and Dave Goelz, who performs Uncle Traveling Matt, is sitting next to him.
"The center of the universe is, of course, that marvelous land known as Fraggle Rock. It is thus called because it is a Rock and Fraggles live there." Uncle Traveling Matt
Matt boards a roller coaster and Dave Goelz, who performs Uncle Traveling Matt, is sitting next to him.