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Robert Gooch
@goochmonster.bsky.social
Into music, culture, science, critical thinking, biking, climbing, environmental health, food safety, being outdoors, anything wilderness, & all things >200 mph.
Rehabbing from Meta after giving up "hate for greed".
Tengo papeles.

@foodsafetyapprovals.com
What, I'm President?
That's too much work...
December 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
December 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Plus he's listing on his walker?
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I totally agree, which reminds me, but what the hell are those of us stuck here supposed to do?
December 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Everyone flush their toilets at once!
December 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Fuck him for being on Putin's side -Traitor POS.
December 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Dipstick does!
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
December 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Let me guess, extra small size labeled extra large right?
December 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The Pinocchio podium isn't being kind to her appearance.
December 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I doubt he's ever been to a national park, let alone hiked on a trail, so will only the parking areas and toilets be available?
I'll pass.
December 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Yet, he shakes hands a lot!
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Doh
December 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I say ban orange-people.
December 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Mancy what?
December 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Shocked he knows how to spell God.
December 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Live from the #Pinocchiopodium
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Let me guess, they all claim to be Christians?
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
She has no problem killing her pets, what makes us think she cares about anyone other than herself?
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
And Susan Collins said, "he'd learned his lesson". Yeah he did, and the lesson was that he'd get away with the behavior again and again.
What the hell is wrong with people in Maine?
December 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM