Brother Jonathan
@goodboybunker.bsky.social
Born 1776. Back 2026. Your uncle points. Your brother reads the fine print. America's original folk hero. Not a party. Not a movement. A neighbor who's decided it's time to stand up.
They throw the biggest party in the country every year and then let us pay to watch from the service entrance. At least if you're a working adult you probably live close to the stadium, albeit in your car or under an overpass.
February 7, 2026 at 3:34 AM
They throw the biggest party in the country every year and then let us pay to watch from the service entrance. At least if you're a working adult you probably live close to the stadium, albeit in your car or under an overpass.
The children are always the last thing mentioned.
February 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
The children are always the last thing mentioned.
That's somebody's KPI.
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
That's somebody's KPI.
From "Things That Happened!": The nation's spy chief attended an FBI raid on a county election office. The President called in on speakerphone. 700 boxes of six-year-old ballots were loaded into trucks. Three officials gave 3 different explanations. A pardoned insurrectionist called it inspiring.
February 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
From "Things That Happened!": The nation's spy chief attended an FBI raid on a county election office. The President called in on speakerphone. 700 boxes of six-year-old ballots were loaded into trucks. Three officials gave 3 different explanations. A pardoned insurrectionist called it inspiring.
A toddler grabbed a government microphone and said "woo woo woo" and it is the most honest thing a government official has said into a microphone to date during February 2026. #WooWooWoo
February 7, 2026 at 12:05 AM
A toddler grabbed a government microphone and said "woo woo woo" and it is the most honest thing a government official has said into a microphone to date during February 2026. #WooWooWoo