(molly)
@goodgollly.bsky.social
Putting myself in timeout because the adventure zone balance is still making me laugh in public 10+ years later 😔
January 13, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Putting myself in timeout because the adventure zone balance is still making me laugh in public 10+ years later 😔
January beach read and Nora book lovers you will always be famous
January 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
January beach read and Nora book lovers you will always be famous
If eavesdropping is so wrong then why does it give you a dopamine boost?
January 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
If eavesdropping is so wrong then why does it give you a dopamine boost?
New book review just dropped
December 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
New book review just dropped
My favorite wine of all time has been discontinued and I know I can find similar ones from different brands but they’ll never be HER
December 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My favorite wine of all time has been discontinued and I know I can find similar ones from different brands but they’ll never be HER
For my birthday tomorrow, I want everyone to be as disrespectful to cishet men as possible like it’s patriarchy purge
December 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
For my birthday tomorrow, I want everyone to be as disrespectful to cishet men as possible like it’s patriarchy purge
[narrator voiceover] she has not put down the phone yet
December 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
[narrator voiceover] she has not put down the phone yet
Coworker I was shadowing: I’m kind of a nerd so I play dungeons and dragons
Oh really? Nerds working at a tech company?? Groundbreaking
Oh really? Nerds working at a tech company?? Groundbreaking
December 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Coworker I was shadowing: I’m kind of a nerd so I play dungeons and dragons
Oh really? Nerds working at a tech company?? Groundbreaking
Oh really? Nerds working at a tech company?? Groundbreaking
4 weeks left to put down the damn phone and actually read the books I own to reach my reading goal…
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
4 weeks left to put down the damn phone and actually read the books I own to reach my reading goal…
Following a woman to her car in broad daylight and then pretending to walk in another direction when she looks at you is crazy work
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Following a woman to her car in broad daylight and then pretending to walk in another direction when she looks at you is crazy work
PWMOV is the 1989 of the EH cinematic universe to me
September 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
PWMOV is the 1989 of the EH cinematic universe to me
Just had to toss out a whole bottle of unused DayQuil just because it’s “expired” 🥲
September 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Just had to toss out a whole bottle of unused DayQuil just because it’s “expired” 🥲
The person I made a baby blanket for posted an RIP story for [redacted] so I hope her baby grows up to be infinitely kinder and smarter than her
September 20, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The person I made a baby blanket for posted an RIP story for [redacted] so I hope her baby grows up to be infinitely kinder and smarter than her
Pros: finally slept through a full “night” after sleeping like shit all week
Cons: jet lag/time zone changes means I’m now fully awake at 4 am :)
Cons: jet lag/time zone changes means I’m now fully awake at 4 am :)
July 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Pros: finally slept through a full “night” after sleeping like shit all week
Cons: jet lag/time zone changes means I’m now fully awake at 4 am :)
Cons: jet lag/time zone changes means I’m now fully awake at 4 am :)
Two different men cancelled on my scheduled Lyft ride to the airport before 4 am for a 4:15 pickup but a woman driver like 10 minutes away saved the day
July 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Two different men cancelled on my scheduled Lyft ride to the airport before 4 am for a 4:15 pickup but a woman driver like 10 minutes away saved the day
Public proposals are hostage situations
May 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Public proposals are hostage situations
Hate when all the fitness girlies* are right about the exercise/hydration/fresh air combo for your mental health
April 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Hate when all the fitness girlies* are right about the exercise/hydration/fresh air combo for your mental health
Just remembered the amazing race is back so my quick lil menty b has been ✨postponed✨
March 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Just remembered the amazing race is back so my quick lil menty b has been ✨postponed✨
Who else wants me to beta for them?
March 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Who else wants me to beta for them?
You can tell whether it’s gonna be a normal conversation or a “damn that’s crazy” conversation with a himym fan based on how they talk about Lily
March 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You can tell whether it’s gonna be a normal conversation or a “damn that’s crazy” conversation with a himym fan based on how they talk about Lily
Bad bitches only this summer 😤
February 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Bad bitches only this summer 😤
Went through almost 2 full seasons of himym in the past 3 days so I’d say I’m doing okay mentally 🙃
February 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Went through almost 2 full seasons of himym in the past 3 days so I’d say I’m doing okay mentally 🙃
Emotion (2015) is a perfect album. 10/10, no notes
January 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Emotion (2015) is a perfect album. 10/10, no notes
I got the master sword in totk last night, if you even care
January 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I got the master sword in totk last night, if you even care
My lukewarm and extremely biased take of the day is that Burnie & Ashley would’ve been better returning racers in the amazing race season 31 than the other team from season 28
January 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My lukewarm and extremely biased take of the day is that Burnie & Ashley would’ve been better returning racers in the amazing race season 31 than the other team from season 28