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Janice from The Muppets, a character with pronounced lips and large, fake eye lashes
January 20, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Trump walking down the green during a golf game. He's pictured from behind with a dark stain on his butt. A gentleman walking next to him has his arm around Trump. The caption for Trump reads Biden shit in my pants. The caption for his friend reads I know sir.
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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It was never in doubt
Screenshot of my Apple Music 2025 review showing my most-played song is Platypus by Mr. Bungle.
December 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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The prompt was "care" and 😔
An iOS Genmoji with a sad emoji face holding a piglet
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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CVS keeps giving me these comically oversized pill bottles
A pill bottle next to a "Tears of Portland fans" coffee mug showing they are the same height despite the pill bottle's contents only taking up 15% of its volume.
December 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Hang on just a minute there, buckaroo, those trophies were *historic*
The press release from Inter Miami about Messi signing a contract extension, which mentions "historic titles won at Inter Miami."
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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🎶 It's the most wonderful time of the year
A half-gallon of eggnog in my fridge
September 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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This is key
A screenshot of the following text with the word 'suspected' highlighted: But the administration has insisted that Mr. Trump has legal authority, under his constitutional power as commander in chief, to direct Special Opera jons forces to instead summarily kill those suspected of drug running as if they are combatants on a battlefield. Citing the roughly 100,000 overdose deaths of Americans each year, the administration has invoked self-defense and the law of armed conflict.
September 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Piper took her first water taxi ride today
White a brown pit bull mix sitting in a seat on the Seattle Water Taxi
September 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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A bumper sticker, white background with a monochrome green Uncle Sam alongside green text that reads, "Join the Army; travel to exotic, distant lands; meet exciting, unusual people and kill them."
June 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen, The Streisand Effect.
A headline from the New York Times that reads "Duke University Wants No Part of ‘The White Lotus’." It continues, "In a show that features an array of disturbing story lines, the actions — and wardrobe — of a character have gone “too far” for the university." The still shot from the show is of a main character, a middle-aged man, sitting in a dimly-lit room wearing a Duke t-shirt. He has a troubled, fearful look on his face.
April 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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You can have a little indoctrination, as a treat
A screenshot of a New York Times headline that reads: Texas Education Board to Vote on Bible-Infused Lessons in Public Schools. A new curriculum would focus on Christianity more than other religions. A kindergarten lesson on the Golden Rule, for example, would teach about Jesus and his Sermon on the Mount.
November 19, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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Duolingo is so fucking dramatic
The Duolingo app icon with a sagging, depressed version of the brand's owl icon, with a notification badge showing 7 unread notifications.
April 9, 2024 at 6:18 PM