DJ Awesome
@goodtobeawesome.bsky.social
|| Collie Dad || AWS SecEng || Pentester || CISSP || Happy Hardcore DJ || VGM Disrupter || 20+yr MAGFest Veteran || PIKA10 Owner || Coffee Addict || Degenerate Gambler
Corrupting your fandoms since 1998.
Win Everything, Regret Nothing.
Corrupting your fandoms since 1998.
Win Everything, Regret Nothing.
I just won two tickets to the Super Bowl and I don't even watch football.
January 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I just won two tickets to the Super Bowl and I don't even watch football.
Uh oh, playing steak again
January 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Uh oh, playing steak again
I'm currently locked in the bed of Jake's truck this is the only light I see send help
January 8, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I'm currently locked in the bed of Jake's truck this is the only light I see send help
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
January 1, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
Tropicana finally opened the Seven Stars Lounge and hot damn it's nice. I just ate a pile of handcarved pastrami that may be up there with the best I've ever had. Like ever.
December 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Tropicana finally opened the Seven Stars Lounge and hot damn it's nice. I just ate a pile of handcarved pastrami that may be up there with the best I've ever had. Like ever.
We have prepared your executive suite the way you like it, good sir kind sir.
December 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We have prepared your executive suite the way you like it, good sir kind sir.
Atlantic City, I am in you.
December 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Atlantic City, I am in you.
One final Christmas Collie for the year. I've never seen a dog smile as much as her. I was terrified the last surgery would irreparably traumatize her, but she didn't give two shits on a sheep's ass. Despite everything, she's as happy as can be. Enjoy her Collieness.
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
One final Christmas Collie for the year. I've never seen a dog smile as much as her. I was terrified the last surgery would irreparably traumatize her, but she didn't give two shits on a sheep's ass. Despite everything, she's as happy as can be. Enjoy her Collieness.
She seems to like Santa more than the Easter Bunny.
December 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
She seems to like Santa more than the Easter Bunny.
Oh, fuck right off. I will push for the death penalty regardless of indictment if you make me miss Magfest for this. Let's just go back to trial by combat. Or rap battles.
December 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Oh, fuck right off. I will push for the death penalty regardless of indictment if you make me miss Magfest for this. Let's just go back to trial by combat. Or rap battles.
She thinks the snow is my fault somehow.
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
She thinks the snow is my fault somehow.
I swear to god this casino just hates money
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I swear to god this casino just hates money
Coffee in the Bahamas is still ass flavored.
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Coffee in the Bahamas is still ass flavored.
November 24 is National Border Collie Day, so please accept this offering.
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
November 24 is National Border Collie Day, so please accept this offering.
Happy third birthday, you absolute menace.
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Happy third birthday, you absolute menace.
Took KJ in for a checkup this morning and saw a bunch of Pokémon scalpers camped outside the Best Buy. I pulled up and said "HOLY SHIT GUYS TARGET JUST GOT A MASSIVE SHIPMENT OF ETB'S!" then watched them scatter like roaches.
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Took KJ in for a checkup this morning and saw a bunch of Pokémon scalpers camped outside the Best Buy. I pulled up and said "HOLY SHIT GUYS TARGET JUST GOT A MASSIVE SHIPMENT OF ETB'S!" then watched them scatter like roaches.
30 days post-op, free of drugs and back to doing collie things.
October 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
30 days post-op, free of drugs and back to doing collie things.
We're about 15 days post-op and doing well. I think she's completely immune to trazadone now.... 200mg does nothing to topple two weeks of bottled up convalescing border collie energy.
October 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
We're about 15 days post-op and doing well. I think she's completely immune to trazadone now.... 200mg does nothing to topple two weeks of bottled up convalescing border collie energy.
When you're a pet parent but also an engineer
October 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
When you're a pet parent but also an engineer
Currently fighting against Trazodone naptime. She lost about 1/3 of her tail. Healing well, sutures are weeping less.
October 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Currently fighting against Trazodone naptime. She lost about 1/3 of her tail. Healing well, sutures are weeping less.
She stopped responding to antibiotics. The healing reversed. They're being forced to amputate. What the actual fuck.
Apparently you can wag so hard you injure your tail. Noted.
September 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
She stopped responding to antibiotics. The healing reversed. They're being forced to amputate. What the actual fuck.
Why is the 2 in quotes? Is it some kind of ironic 2? Is the wink implied?
September 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Why is the 2 in quotes? Is it some kind of ironic 2? Is the wink implied?
Just a quick $60,000 nbd
September 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Just a quick $60,000 nbd