Goofasaurus
@goofasaurus.bsky.social
Minnesotan. Waaaaaaay too many hobbies. Loves critters.
"Gift," my ass.
Few people remember it, but this actually was Dear Abby's advice on how to respond if you forget about Flag Day because you were too busy holding a self-aggrandizing birthday party military parade that nobody came to.
June 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"Gift," my ass.
Can a person drop dead from too many tickets in their JIRA backlog? Is that a thing?
May 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Can a person drop dead from too many tickets in their JIRA backlog? Is that a thing?
Sometimes on the commute home, you get to follow a car with a dog sticking its head out the window, sniffing the wind.
April 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Sometimes on the commute home, you get to follow a car with a dog sticking its head out the window, sniffing the wind.
Would it be more or less annoying if the top row of every new Excel spreadsheet was set to frozen?
December 31, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Would it be more or less annoying if the top row of every new Excel spreadsheet was set to frozen?
Would it be weird if I subbed eggnog for milk in my cereal tomorrow morning?
December 12, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Would it be weird if I subbed eggnog for milk in my cereal tomorrow morning?
Listening to George Winston’s “Variation on the Kanon by Pachelbel” and officially declaring the holiday season open.
November 18, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Listening to George Winston’s “Variation on the Kanon by Pachelbel” and officially declaring the holiday season open.
It is animals cronching pumpkins season and I am here for it!
October 18, 2024 at 8:26 PM
It is animals cronching pumpkins season and I am here for it!
I really appreciate that I don’t have to make concrete ingots in Satisfactory.
October 1, 2024 at 1:10 AM
I really appreciate that I don’t have to make concrete ingots in Satisfactory.
Someone nearby is having a party with a mariachi band and it is flipping delightful.
September 8, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Someone nearby is having a party with a mariachi band and it is flipping delightful.
I just want to sit on my couch all weekend and have someone bring me cake on demand.
September 6, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I just want to sit on my couch all weekend and have someone bring me cake on demand.
Work email: "Effective immediately, we're streamlining this process": Bulleted list of additional requirements, reviews, approvals, and deadlines
July 18, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Work email: "Effective immediately, we're streamlining this process": Bulleted list of additional requirements, reviews, approvals, and deadlines
Just remembered that, when I was a kid, I didn’t know how to draw men’s hair, so I drew them wearing a motorcycle helmet covered with stars.
May 10, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Just remembered that, when I was a kid, I didn’t know how to draw men’s hair, so I drew them wearing a motorcycle helmet covered with stars.
!jazbot whereami
November 14, 2023 at 12:06 PM
!jazbot whereami