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@goofball-courier.bsky.social
Just an ex-Autobot who was abandoned on Earth by the FAIL Team. Now a courier for the Decepticons.
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Hello hello!

I'm Goofball, my organic friend Goofy was finally able to set up an account for me so she can get her main account back.
I used to be a member of the Autobot's "Field Analysis & Investigation League" under Dogma Prime, but now I'm a Decepticon.

Nice to meet all of you again!
Great.
There goes that warmth I was feeling earlier.
Guess who's back bitches?

-Dogma Prime
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Even though it's freezing outside....

I actually feel incredibly warm.
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I'm admittedly not surprised about this
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
They got Peacekeeper.
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I think I'll do another icebreaker.

Tell me - what does it mean to love someone in a romantic sense?

My answer for myself will be in the comments.
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
[OOC]

IMAGINE WAKING UP TO THIS SHIT!
SENTI I SWEAR TO FUCK!
December 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
My organic friend showed me this movie!
It was a fun one for sure
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
So I found a short story that's fun and kind of resonates with me in a way.
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Vodka
Hope
Marriage

Well then.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Any medical opinion or advice?
Finally landed here on Earth.

Honestly I just came to attempt consuming apples. I've read so much about them. My gas tank is full of seeds now though, and it's causing indigestion.

Getting all these out will be a nightmare... 😩🍎🍏
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Just finished the fifth one.

But I need a place to test them.
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
RECHARGEISFORTHEWEAK!
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I might have pulled an all-nighter
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
It should be possible to make one strong enough to....
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
So I might have started making explosives again.
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
HA HA!!
𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄!

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐘 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐀𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐘𝐋𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄.

𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆:
𝐋𝐔𝐆𝐍𝐔𝐓.

𝐇𝐄, 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐘𝐋𝐄, 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 (𝐧𝐨𝐭) 𝐁𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐃!
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
HAPPY EMERGENCE DAY @megatronsno1fan.bsky.social !!!!!
Happy emergence day, @megatronsno1fan.bsky.social 🎉

May it be thousands of stellar cycles back, but I still remember the determination in your optic, to become my personal servant and I cannot say I regret that decision.

May you function for much more and never lose that bright spark in you.
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Ok
I don't think anyone noticed my escape....

I hope I was quiet enough
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I just looked to my side and uhhh

This is awkward.
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
......
What a night
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
👁️💖🔥
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
🍇💎
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
🔥💖
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
👁️🏖️🌈
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM