Cottoneyedjoeschmo
@goofenthal.bsky.social
I have become cringe; destroyer of jokes
Two Kramer vs. Kramer's??
September 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Two Kramer vs. Kramer's??
Imagine if there was no Gordon Freeman in a HEV suit in Half-life 1, so you play as scientists surviving a catastrophic failure in an underground facility in Australia. I've never seen a narrative play out like this in a crafting game.
July 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Imagine if there was no Gordon Freeman in a HEV suit in Half-life 1, so you play as scientists surviving a catastrophic failure in an underground facility in Australia. I've never seen a narrative play out like this in a crafting game.
Need to send you money to make another one for me, this one is getting tired
July 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Need to send you money to make another one for me, this one is getting tired
Dude is dead, for sure.
April 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Dude is dead, for sure.
We got proof man, spread this picture if you can
April 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
We got proof man, spread this picture if you can
This is what they do at those places.
April 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This is what they do at those places.
Kidnapping is the lighter end of the spectrum we're seeing here.
April 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Kidnapping is the lighter end of the spectrum we're seeing here.
Kid is most likely dead already, unfortunately.
April 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Kid is most likely dead already, unfortunately.
Kid is probably dead, unfortunately.
April 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Kid is probably dead, unfortunately.
Foreign murder prison*
April 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Foreign murder prison*
Foreign murder prison*
April 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Foreign murder prison*
Thinking about getting this on a shirt rn
April 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Thinking about getting this on a shirt rn
In a pile just like this
April 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
In a pile just like this
What turns my stomach more is knowing they're hiding this...
April 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
What turns my stomach more is knowing they're hiding this...
They don't want him back because he's a fucking corpse
April 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
They don't want him back because he's a fucking corpse
Imagine getting sent to be a part of this by YOUR president.
April 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Imagine getting sent to be a part of this by YOUR president.
Foreign murder prison*
April 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Foreign murder prison*
This is what Bukele is doing for Trump.
April 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is what Bukele is doing for Trump.
Quintin Tarantino movie*
April 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Quintin Tarantino movie*
...House Americans?
April 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
...House Americans?