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Rohan Patel

@goonerohan.bsky.social

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 5h

G'mornin! 🔊

Shout out to 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗, IYKYK. 🤣

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ABBA - Super Trouper

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 4h

@tayo3000.bsky.social I'm still recovering from that 𝙕𝙪𝙗𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙞'𝙨 𝙎𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙋𝙞𝙜 ep.When Alan got going—"A bit of Vino too / A suckling pig in his fridge for you / Su pa pa du pa pa"—It absolutely sent me! 🤣😭

Was listening on my 🎧, I nearly died laughing. You should have seen the faces around me 😮😯😯

Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 5h

G'mornin! 🔊

Shout out to 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗, IYKYK. 🤣

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ABBA - Super Trouper

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 10h

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 12h

Yanited getting cooked by Domino's Pizza.

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 12h

Yes! So good, cannot wait for S2.

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 13h

👍🏾 I just finished 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙖𝙡. Highly recommend.

Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 13h

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 13h

It's the ultimate dilemma: do we commit to a full re-watch of all the previous seasons, or just dive straight into the new one next month? 🤔

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 14h

All episodes in the final season of 'Stranger Things' will reportedly be over 1 hour

• Between 90 to 120 minutes
• Budget per episode is $50M-$60M

(via Puck News)

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 13h

I do try, but these flippin clips keep popping up. So annoying.

Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 14h

What is Paul Scholes' issue with Declan Rice—it's always a back-handed compliment with him. Now he's claiming Tonali is the better midfielder? 🥴

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 17h

🔴⚪💨

Bukayo Saka and Eberechi Eze, of the Arsenal parish on England duty.

Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 22h

Riccy Calafiori, the enigma! 😂

LB? 🤷🏽‍♂️
🐎? 👍🏾

Riccy Calafiori heat map against Manchester United and in comparison to Luke Shaw.

Riccy Calafiori heat map against Manchester City and in comparison to Nico O'Reilly.

Riccy Calafiori heat map against Liverpool and in comparison to Miloš Kerkez.

Riccy Calafiori heat map against West Ham and in comparison to Diouf.

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 1d

G'mornin! 🔊😎

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Alabama Shakes - Don't Wanna Fight (Official Video - Live from Capitol Studio A)

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 1d

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 1d

LOL!

Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 1d

Well said Barry. 👏🏾

Barry Glendenning @barryglendenning.bsky.social · 1d

Simon Jordan on TalkSport, unchallenged yet again.

As a Talksport employee, I am embarrassed by this rebuttal of what Neville said. This moron pontificates without question. It is bonkers.

And yeah, i'll probably be sacked. Fuck it.

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"APPALLING STANCE!" Simon Jordan rages at "COWARD" Gary Neville after Union Jack REMOVAL admission!

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 1d

Smith brace incoming! 🤞🏽

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 1d

Yes!!! 🤝🏾

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says `` you 're good you '' .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says `` you 're good you '' .

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 1d

It's time to centralise!!! We should be able to view every Arsenal men's and women's match on one dedicated streaming platform. This maximises revenue for the club while giving fans the best possible user experience, and at an affordable price point. It's literally win-win for everyone. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 1d

A song comes along every so often that just brings you pure joy. For me, that’s Olivia Dean’s 'Man I Need.' It has this 80s/90s vibe that instantly gives me serious nostalgia—honestly, it’s been living in my head rent-free since I first heard it.
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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 2d

G'mornin! 🔊🔊🔊🤩

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Olivia Dean - Man I Need

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 1d

He needs to complete one successful salad by the looks of it.

Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 1d

Robert Jenrick is a cunt, pass it on.

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 2d

G'mornin! 🔊🔊🔊🤩

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Olivia Dean - Man I Need

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Rohan Patel @goonerohan.bsky.social · 2d

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image