goonbag
goonoffortune.bsky.social
goonbag
@goonoffortune.bsky.social
Well
they turned the Duolingo owl gay with their chemical a and poenography
January 17, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Fuck the Mercator projection - all my homies hate the Mercator projection
November 6, 2023 at 5:06 AM
They should call it Getflix because it's how you """"Get"""" the """Flicks'"""
November 1, 2023 at 4:07 AM
You don't deserve my wholesome birdposting if you can't handle my post-left anarchist screeds.
October 31, 2023 at 2:27 AM
Tim Minchin seems to be everywhere, but is he any good? Not really. And does anyone like him? Also not really. But he sure is around!
October 19, 2023 at 12:07 AM
Bird of the Year is fucken rigged I hope the Swift Parrot becomes even more endangered
October 6, 2023 at 2:15 AM
Yes I'm looking to buy some Shut The Fuck Up Juice so I can finally Shut The Fuck Up
October 5, 2023 at 2:22 AM
Can't wait to decolonise everything so we can then de-nationalise everything. Some of you think "Indonesia" or "Libya" are like naturally existing things.
October 3, 2023 at 5:51 AM
Is there a version of Bluesky for people who know how to be normal?
October 3, 2023 at 4:26 AM
Doing a poo is so much more embarrassing than doing a wee. But why?
September 27, 2023 at 3:23 AM
The phillips head is otiose, finnicky, the screwdriver of the effete intellectual
September 26, 2023 at 3:39 AM