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goose.ws
@goose.ws
Specializing in highly inappropriate use of '#!/usr/bin/env bash'
Ah yes, a study where an author discloses that he "served as an expert witness for the plaintiff's legal team on matters of general causation involving acetaminophen use during pregnancy and its potential links to neurodevelopmental disorders". No reason to be skeptical here, move along.
September 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Just another example of why I'll have no internet before I have comcast internet again
August 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Nevermind feet, we need more @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social nipples
May 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I almost love this version more than the album version
March 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Reminds me of Stalin Sort
March 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
You would think someone with "texas" in their handle would understand the value of redundant energy supply. Well, someone who doesn't hate their neighbors and doesn't want them to freeze to death, anyways.
March 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I've always appreciated how informative and objective your interviews can be (when you're not being hung up on)
February 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It is, indeed, on @pocketcasts.com. Thanks weird Norwegian guy!
February 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Where can I sign up for this victimization
February 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Funner fact: In the last 10 years, more kids have died of measles in Texas than Oregon, Vermont, and New Jersey. And the other 46 states. Combined.
February 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
73 times 1 is still 73, to 532.
February 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
They also had 532 maternal deaths from 2018-2022, to Vermont's 1: www.cdc.gov/nchs/materna...
February 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The real suckers were the ones who bought in to 3D TV's. At least the movies were just the cost of a ticket.
February 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I could write you a bash script for it
February 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Why get this information from news alerts and subscriptions, when you could just signed up for a truth social account and get it straight from the source? :D
February 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Also a banger. I'm probably just biased from being a big Tom Morello fan.
February 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM