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@goosedies.bsky.social
Lock me up ig
it’s illegal to have a job and have a girlfriend now these days it seems
May 16, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Lock me up ig
Sara made jalapeño cheddar sourdough and I am now going to gain 1000 lbs
March 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Sara made jalapeño cheddar sourdough and I am now going to gain 1000 lbs
I have acquired a 3d printer but also I have moved now and the neighbor’s kid is safe (for now)
I’m going to get a 3D printer so I can make an Aztec death whistle to scare my neighbor’s annoying kid
March 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I have acquired a 3d printer but also I have moved now and the neighbor’s kid is safe (for now)
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Monster Energy you are slacking
March 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Monster Energy you are slacking
If I was allergic to peanuts I would kill myself by eating Thai peanut sauce.
February 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If I was allergic to peanuts I would kill myself by eating Thai peanut sauce.
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hopefully the next guy doesn’t miss
January 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
hopefully the next guy doesn’t miss
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A disgruntled US veteran has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible today
January 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A disgruntled US veteran has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible today
I hope he dies in office and elon gets deported or at least gets his ass beat for being a nazi. Jail time would be worth it.
January 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I hope he dies in office and elon gets deported or at least gets his ass beat for being a nazi. Jail time would be worth it.
No little German boy don’t go into the construction office bathroom.
“Oh mein gott it’s full of liqqidshittensplashen”
“Oh mein gott it’s full of liqqidshittensplashen”
December 19, 2024 at 1:55 PM
No little German boy don’t go into the construction office bathroom.
“Oh mein gott it’s full of liqqidshittensplashen”
“Oh mein gott it’s full of liqqidshittensplashen”
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what the fuck bro
December 3, 2024 at 2:00 AM
what the fuck bro
Wasting a full 8 hours because I was told to at work sounded great but now I am unable to take my morning poop
December 3, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Wasting a full 8 hours because I was told to at work sounded great but now I am unable to take my morning poop
I’m going to get a 3D printer so I can make an Aztec death whistle to scare my neighbor’s annoying kid
December 1, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I’m going to get a 3D printer so I can make an Aztec death whistle to scare my neighbor’s annoying kid
I am trying to be productive at work but I CANT STOP SHITTING
November 26, 2024 at 4:19 PM
I am trying to be productive at work but I CANT STOP SHITTING
Being too old for the draft has its mf percs
November 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Being too old for the draft has its mf percs
Flexed on the fire marshal today and wasted a loooooot of water
November 21, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Flexed on the fire marshal today and wasted a loooooot of water
I finally zeroed the rifle I built & boy howdy did I do a good job building it
November 17, 2024 at 9:17 PM
I finally zeroed the rifle I built & boy howdy did I do a good job building it
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retweet if u like baseball or if u like having gay sex
November 16, 2024 at 9:47 AM
retweet if u like baseball or if u like having gay sex
Can we all accept that Elon Musk is gay? Divorced & is now practically moved into Mar-a-Lago. Kinda sus 🤔
November 15, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Can we all accept that Elon Musk is gay? Divorced & is now practically moved into Mar-a-Lago. Kinda sus 🤔
Need a project truck so bad, I need to T I N K E R
November 11, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Need a project truck so bad, I need to T I N K E R
Convinced one of my coworkers to accept his kids if they ever come out as trans in the span of just a 30 min convo AND convinced him Andr*w T*te was bad, to the point where he called his wife and came up with a game plan to block his tween from watching it
November 9, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Convinced one of my coworkers to accept his kids if they ever come out as trans in the span of just a 30 min convo AND convinced him Andr*w T*te was bad, to the point where he called his wife and came up with a game plan to block his tween from watching it
Light at the end of my work tunnel is finally here and I’m not sure what I’m gonna do once my workload is light. It’s been a nonstop grind for almost a year now.
November 8, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Light at the end of my work tunnel is finally here and I’m not sure what I’m gonna do once my workload is light. It’s been a nonstop grind for almost a year now.
Me when 20 million people decide mailing one envelope is too much labor and instead minorities & disenfranchised people don’t deserve rights
November 8, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Me when 20 million people decide mailing one envelope is too much labor and instead minorities & disenfranchised people don’t deserve rights