theres a specific ring of hell for people who complain about grocery delivery shoppers, like yall didn’t have time to hit the walmart urself but you have time to film 7 tiktoks about the size of watermelon some underpaid driver got you hmmmm

there like 5 levels of irony here

witcher 4 tech demo made my pussy wet

white women act like painting their kitchen pink and adding stick on tile is a form of protest

*dracula voice* “i vant to suck you off”

forbidden q-tip

ur out here cranking 90s, im out here cranking 90 cadance at 60 resistance for 45mins a day

lae’zel #bg3

minthara #bg3

I LOVE TROLLS I WOULD DIE FOR YOU BRANCH AND POPPY

putting my iud into sport mode

fey trickiest with whom i’ve just made a pact: “i sure hope the price was worth your mortal frivolities”

me with an iud and an enormous rowlet plush: “ur gonna love my firstborn”

he babygirl #bg3