Goose, The Shenaniganizer
@goosethearchivist.bsky.social
Level 22, Fee/Fi/Fo/Fum
👌But actually He/It (if you know…)
🪃 A Lone Pringle
🏹 Keep It Real
🦔💨 AuDHD
Figuring the Sexuality out.
Way past cool! I enjoy FFXIV, Spider-Man, Xenoblade Chronicles, and nerdy tabletop games!
👌But actually He/It (if you know…)
🪃 A Lone Pringle
🏹 Keep It Real
🦔💨 AuDHD
Figuring the Sexuality out.
Way past cool! I enjoy FFXIV, Spider-Man, Xenoblade Chronicles, and nerdy tabletop games!
Did she get the hat before or after being a teacher?
January 3, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Did she get the hat before or after being a teacher?
Bloodborne 2, with a 50 pound weight limit.
You weapons are 25 pounds.
Good luck. You only expand that amount after the 4th main boss.
You weapons are 25 pounds.
Good luck. You only expand that amount after the 4th main boss.
January 3, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Bloodborne 2, with a 50 pound weight limit.
You weapons are 25 pounds.
Good luck. You only expand that amount after the 4th main boss.
You weapons are 25 pounds.
Good luck. You only expand that amount after the 4th main boss.
I’m playing through the MSQ for the first time, heard Alphinaud say that and heard a playback of your “ESTENIEEEENNNNN” audio clip in the back of my mind.
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 AM
I’m playing through the MSQ for the first time, heard Alphinaud say that and heard a playback of your “ESTENIEEEENNNNN” audio clip in the back of my mind.
Desperately trying to find that one recent meme voiceover from the bee movie…
“I like my big tiddy hand animated SFM jiggle MADE BY MAN!”
I can’t find it. Damn it.
“I like my big tiddy hand animated SFM jiggle MADE BY MAN!”
I can’t find it. Damn it.
January 3, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Desperately trying to find that one recent meme voiceover from the bee movie…
“I like my big tiddy hand animated SFM jiggle MADE BY MAN!”
I can’t find it. Damn it.
“I like my big tiddy hand animated SFM jiggle MADE BY MAN!”
I can’t find it. Damn it.
Then I must be fuckin’ immortal.
No chance he hasn’t already tried.
No chance he hasn’t already tried.
January 3, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Then I must be fuckin’ immortal.
No chance he hasn’t already tried.
No chance he hasn’t already tried.
*Distant sounds of robot violence*
January 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
*Distant sounds of robot violence*
*Sadly places a railgun on a nearby crate…*
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
*Sadly places a railgun on a nearby crate…*
I will be using this against others. Thank you for this gift.
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I will be using this against others. Thank you for this gift.
Why would you curse me with more knowledge like this?
How could you?
What terrible deed brought forth this accursed scripture, that you might use upon others?
How could you?
What terrible deed brought forth this accursed scripture, that you might use upon others?
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Why would you curse me with more knowledge like this?
How could you?
What terrible deed brought forth this accursed scripture, that you might use upon others?
How could you?
What terrible deed brought forth this accursed scripture, that you might use upon others?
You’re telling me you say .gif as “dot Jif” like the peanut butter?
The creator said it was pronounced that way.
Which is dumb but I have been irreparably damaged by that and cannot pronounce it “gif” anymore.
The creator said it was pronounced that way.
Which is dumb but I have been irreparably damaged by that and cannot pronounce it “gif” anymore.
January 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
You’re telling me you say .gif as “dot Jif” like the peanut butter?
The creator said it was pronounced that way.
Which is dumb but I have been irreparably damaged by that and cannot pronounce it “gif” anymore.
The creator said it was pronounced that way.
Which is dumb but I have been irreparably damaged by that and cannot pronounce it “gif” anymore.
To everyone I’ve ever offended…
Be better so I don’t have to offend you anymore-
Be better so I don’t have to offend you anymore-
January 1, 2026 at 10:27 AM
To everyone I’ve ever offended…
Be better so I don’t have to offend you anymore-
Be better so I don’t have to offend you anymore-
Voxer looks so miserable.
Perfection.
Happy New Year.
Perfection.
Happy New Year.
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Voxer looks so miserable.
Perfection.
Happy New Year.
Perfection.
Happy New Year.
Watch as it turns out Cin has met all her siblings and just did not know them.
December 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Watch as it turns out Cin has met all her siblings and just did not know them.
I don’t want the cookie back- that’s just too far.
But just like.
Tell me we’re out of cookies next time so I can get more from the bakery…
But just like.
Tell me we’re out of cookies next time so I can get more from the bakery…
December 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I don’t want the cookie back- that’s just too far.
But just like.
Tell me we’re out of cookies next time so I can get more from the bakery…
But just like.
Tell me we’re out of cookies next time so I can get more from the bakery…
Yeah I wanted to know if you took the last cookie.
It’s fine if you did, just like, tell me next time so I can get more before someone wants cookies.
It’s fine if you did, just like, tell me next time so I can get more before someone wants cookies.
December 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Yeah I wanted to know if you took the last cookie.
It’s fine if you did, just like, tell me next time so I can get more before someone wants cookies.
It’s fine if you did, just like, tell me next time so I can get more before someone wants cookies.
Fancy coat she has there…
December 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Fancy coat she has there…
The cure to overthinking is to overthink about the fact you’re overthinking, so that you made a singularity so large your brain implodes and you’re now only thinking about your top 3 types of cheese, for some reason.
Trust me it works, I swear.
Trust me it works, I swear.
December 31, 2025 at 10:48 AM
The cure to overthinking is to overthink about the fact you’re overthinking, so that you made a singularity so large your brain implodes and you’re now only thinking about your top 3 types of cheese, for some reason.
Trust me it works, I swear.
Trust me it works, I swear.
That’s reaching, even if it’s a cool idea.
It would then be the DPS community that wouldn’t tolerate Spider-Man movement in the support slot, since you would never actually kill him.
What’s more likely is the make the uppercut on Spidey’s kit into the Venom-Strike, and his ult has the camo.
It would then be the DPS community that wouldn’t tolerate Spider-Man movement in the support slot, since you would never actually kill him.
What’s more likely is the make the uppercut on Spidey’s kit into the Venom-Strike, and his ult has the camo.
December 31, 2025 at 7:44 AM
That’s reaching, even if it’s a cool idea.
It would then be the DPS community that wouldn’t tolerate Spider-Man movement in the support slot, since you would never actually kill him.
What’s more likely is the make the uppercut on Spidey’s kit into the Venom-Strike, and his ult has the camo.
It would then be the DPS community that wouldn’t tolerate Spider-Man movement in the support slot, since you would never actually kill him.
What’s more likely is the make the uppercut on Spidey’s kit into the Venom-Strike, and his ult has the camo.
Like, real shit, dying to Spidey is the lesser evil because if any of those super talented Spider-Man players picked up Daredevil, the actually *good* dive character (that’s perma-banned as a result) everyone would disintegrate.
December 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Like, real shit, dying to Spidey is the lesser evil because if any of those super talented Spider-Man players picked up Daredevil, the actually *good* dive character (that’s perma-banned as a result) everyone would disintegrate.
He doesn’t even kill you anymore, man!
They made him so bad that you have to use two swings, both uppercuts, AND your pull to get a single pick, now. And anything past 35 healing to the target breaks your threshold and you don’t get the kill.
It is so difficult to play him for so little value.
They made him so bad that you have to use two swings, both uppercuts, AND your pull to get a single pick, now. And anything past 35 healing to the target breaks your threshold and you don’t get the kill.
It is so difficult to play him for so little value.
December 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
He doesn’t even kill you anymore, man!
They made him so bad that you have to use two swings, both uppercuts, AND your pull to get a single pick, now. And anything past 35 healing to the target breaks your threshold and you don’t get the kill.
It is so difficult to play him for so little value.
They made him so bad that you have to use two swings, both uppercuts, AND your pull to get a single pick, now. And anything past 35 healing to the target breaks your threshold and you don’t get the kill.
It is so difficult to play him for so little value.
I know, but the support community already hates one Spider, they aren’t tolerating another.
Trust me, I know. I would love both of them because I already play Peter.
Trust me, I know. I would love both of them because I already play Peter.
December 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I know, but the support community already hates one Spider, they aren’t tolerating another.
Trust me, I know. I would love both of them because I already play Peter.
Trust me, I know. I would love both of them because I already play Peter.
Brother, think about it; if this is possible for Lady Loki, imagine they give us Miles Morales over Spider-Man with a new VA.
Holy Shit.
Holy Shit.
December 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Brother, think about it; if this is possible for Lady Loki, imagine they give us Miles Morales over Spider-Man with a new VA.
Holy Shit.
Holy Shit.
Delayed blast Killer Queen, my bad.
The power required to explode you also blew up the game.
The power required to explode you also blew up the game.
December 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Delayed blast Killer Queen, my bad.
The power required to explode you also blew up the game.
The power required to explode you also blew up the game.