Well as my old Irish Grandmother would have said that for either complaint, that the best cure would be a wee whiskey (Irish spelling 😉), so at this stage you should be on doubles 🥃🥃

You just died.

The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

So from which end of the gallery. Either way it's my liver which may be the problem 😉🍺

The ceremony is due to start at 1pm

Pick one, not both 😉

But now you have told us will it still be so quiet 🤫

Then you wouldn't have liked the last set up - tables at the bar

and a partridge in a pear tree ?

He is playing in Edinburgh tonight

Mine arrived yesterday (and it's for my Granddaughter). Everything about it is terrific tge story, the humour, the artwork and the factual section.

I appreciate it is only a trial, but the allowed zone is very restrictive 🚴‍♂️

Tell them about The Italian Job 😉