I heard that this was accidental and the people on the roof were employees on lunch break.
That's literally what the owner said.

Right on, I'm just being a little snarky and making a reference to an old south Park episode. Good on ya!

And you've owned a Prius that long and you don't know who made it?

What about the 20 years worth of smug that you've emitted?

No, definitely don't forget about the 3000 undocumented (and that's per diem btw). But also think about the consequences of another war.
If you forget the last atrocity because of the newest, you are buying into his strategy of endless and escalating diversions

Am I watching a highly sophisticated orange heist in progress?

Treason - check, bribery - almost certainly, other high crimes - pick one, misdemeanors - daily