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Jorts Courtley
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I am really into audio stuff like recording and speaker building. Please ask me about it. I'm desperate.
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January 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I think like 12 years ago I said something on Facebook along the lines of "Never trust white republicans with Asian wives" and felt really bad about it for a while but like...
January 10, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Waited an hour on hold with CVS pharmacy, why do we need to be reminded were in a line every 20 seconds? I had to hear "were sorry for the wait" over 180 times just to take 30 seconds to tell me it wont be ready until tomorrow. I sent it to them yesterday wtf
January 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Built an offset tapered transmission line enclosure for an 18" woofer and i think i might need to brace the AC ducts in my basement bc I still have another one that needs to be built!
January 8, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Parts Express just closed down their tiny retail space IN THE BUILDING. Im now extremely concerned that DIY Audio is about to become even more niche, to the point of designers relying on NOS to sustain their interests.
January 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Its fucked up that this will probably work too. Betting app uses southpark making fun of them as a point of advertisement.
January 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Also, all the TV stations in Dayton went out abt 30 mins ago! Its not the TV, it picks up the channels but theyre all "loading".
January 6, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Lmao the overly-deep dj thats been popular in cin/day/cbus was mentioned in a DDN article about DIY music shows. The author went out of his way to mention the DJ nagged them relentlessly to watch him play in a trash dump for 30 mins lmaoooo
January 6, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Just ordered a few 18" drivers to make some massive tapped horns for my basement let's gooooo
December 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
You can only be 'twice someone's age' for a year
December 20, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Im being mean to people online again gotta check myself lol
December 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
In 2013, my first band Bloodchoke was a hardcore outfit back in houston, this was supposed to be our first show but we had to cancel bc vocalist was sick. Turns out he just stole our songs for his other band and played with them in our slot. It turned me away from joining bands for a long long time.
December 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Gonna open a bar that is just a bunch of fake living rooms so you can chill like at home but spend money
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Found some development photos of the OPAL1. First prototype, first manufacturing sample, and finally golden sample in white.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I love having luxury bones and optional sight organs
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The asshole nepotism baby from an old workplace of mine threatened to sue my friends if they didnt pay his family royalties for their name. For context, my friend throws DIY shows under that name because its the name of a local store he adored as a kid before it closed.

Imagine suing an homage lol
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I loathe being in mid-skill hell i am not entry level enough for easy jobs but not experienced enough for anything that is not entry level. I cant even get help for school bc ohio is trying to claw my unemployment pay from 2024, so any assistance is garnished. im literally a NEET by default.
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I havent worked for an audio company in well over a year and a half, but im constantly getting linkedin requests from sales heads and CEOs trying to get me to carry their product lmao
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I had a dream where we hung out with my sisters ex fiancee and my mom got really into bagpipes and showed me that the insides are like the self inflating whoopee cushions.
October 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Google is terrible now, I searched the movie Weapons to read more after I watched it, it gave me only 10 results about the movie then everything else about actual weapons. You're telling me theres only 10 links about this brand new movie that was pretty hyped? OK.
October 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My favorite genre is pictures of Jeff Acuri where he looks extra gay
October 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I hate car content SO much
October 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Nobody at this concert knew what yellow was in Italian and missed out on the prize
October 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Is there a Japanese ska band name Ska-suke yet
October 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Ok this is a sick photo from an aes paper on a novel 3d printed acoustic lens.

E-library page - AES share.google/3c5Jvy6rkRfY...
October 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM