Gordon Lamb
@gordonlamb.bsky.social
Senior Writer & Columnist @FlagpoleMusic & @FlagpoleMag , Seen in @Vice , @NYLONguysmag, @totalbozo , @BitterSouth . absentee landlord @24 Hour Party Pooper
No one wants to work anymore.
December 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
No one wants to work anymore.
When the band decides to change its name but still has a closet full of records with the old name.
December 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
When the band decides to change its name but still has a closet full of records with the old name.
hey wait a minute
December 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
hey wait a minute
No wonder I'm so tired.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
No wonder I'm so tired.
Some guys have all the luck.
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Some guys have all the luck.
Really not a fan of buying albums more than once but sometimes the deal is so good I just must. Mannheim Steamroller included because I'm just that square.
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Really not a fan of buying albums more than once but sometimes the deal is so good I just must. Mannheim Steamroller included because I'm just that square.
In case you were wondering, this is what the 1980s sounded like. Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
In case you were wondering, this is what the 1980s sounded like. Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.
Hands down the most relatable album title of the past several years.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Hands down the most relatable album title of the past several years.
One of the best perks of being a grown-up is getting whatever you want at the grocery store.
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
One of the best perks of being a grown-up is getting whatever you want at the grocery store.
Out of all the streaming services to which I'm subscribed I'm pretty sure Peacock has the lowest opinion of me.
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Out of all the streaming services to which I'm subscribed I'm pretty sure Peacock has the lowest opinion of me.
When the publicist has the task down 100%.
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
When the publicist has the task down 100%.
Everyone's invited.
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Everyone's invited.
This is the funniest thing that will happen today.
October 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This is the funniest thing that will happen today.
Pretty much the best Motorola can do but I still like these because both Ian and Billy Duffy are in them.
October 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Pretty much the best Motorola can do but I still like these because both Ian and Billy Duffy are in them.
Anyone want me to ask Ian anything?
October 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Anyone want me to ask Ian anything?
TFW you've been thinking about a plate of nachos but you forgot to buy cheese.
October 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
TFW you've been thinking about a plate of nachos but you forgot to buy cheese.
I'm never giving up on the Internet.
September 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm never giving up on the Internet.
The face of legacy media as it tries to hypnotize you into buying a fifth copy of a 40+ year-old record (complete with "newly discovered" studio floor sweepins!)
August 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The face of legacy media as it tries to hypnotize you into buying a fifth copy of a 40+ year-old record (complete with "newly discovered" studio floor sweepins!)
Same, Michael. Same.
August 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Same, Michael. Same.
Kroger discontinued these a while back and I still miss them.
August 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Kroger discontinued these a while back and I still miss them.
Hop to it, lazybones.
August 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hop to it, lazybones.
I had almost completely forgotten how funny Night Court was.
August 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I had almost completely forgotten how funny Night Court was.
It's been 31 years and finally giving this one an honest listen. While he's 100% to blame for every audition-singer on Earth performing "Hallelujah" his version of "Lilac Wine" is pretty darn good.
August 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
It's been 31 years and finally giving this one an honest listen. While he's 100% to blame for every audition-singer on Earth performing "Hallelujah" his version of "Lilac Wine" is pretty darn good.