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brilliant, I'm re-writing my xkcd password generator to create random shopping list items now..
January 29, 2026 at 10:18 AM
brilliant, I'm re-writing my xkcd password generator to create random shopping list items now..
"Office sofa" alarm..
January 27, 2026 at 11:57 PM
"Office sofa" alarm..
Aren't some fruits also, Brazil nuts? And peanuts are legumes. It's a taxonimical minefield.
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Aren't some fruits also, Brazil nuts? And peanuts are legumes. It's a taxonimical minefield.
I see you're a nazi now father ted
January 11, 2026 at 10:56 AM
I see you're a nazi now father ted
Oh, very good..
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Oh, very good..
really enjoying this one..
December 31, 2025 at 11:27 AM
really enjoying this one..
Silently nodded 'hello' to shaun ryder in the toilets at Manchester Airport
December 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Silently nodded 'hello' to shaun ryder in the toilets at Manchester Airport
Tit, arse and balls..
December 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Tit, arse and balls..
Tartan is actually a sophisticated barcode to weed out fake Scottish people for the cull.
December 22, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Tartan is actually a sophisticated barcode to weed out fake Scottish people for the cull.
If you can afford to spend £209 on a gift, you can afford to lose £209, the only bastard here is you.
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
If you can afford to spend £209 on a gift, you can afford to lose £209, the only bastard here is you.
Great alt text..
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Great alt text..
I don't think it needs fixing, it looks distorted enough. Maybe turn down the distortion level?
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I don't think it needs fixing, it looks distorted enough. Maybe turn down the distortion level?
Surely no need for hoovering, if it needs vacuuming he could just puncture an exterior wall, or open a airlock..
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Surely no need for hoovering, if it needs vacuuming he could just puncture an exterior wall, or open a airlock..
Can't be bettered, well done and thanks. Has made me laugh all day so far.
September 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Can't be bettered, well done and thanks. Has made me laugh all day so far.
From a seaside town and similar working-class background, your Alt-Text hits the nail squarely on the head..
September 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
From a seaside town and similar working-class background, your Alt-Text hits the nail squarely on the head..
Jake Walters (i think) Photographer of Phillip Green more recently springs to mind..
August 31, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Jake Walters (i think) Photographer of Phillip Green more recently springs to mind..
Well. I declare!
August 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Well. I declare!
Yeah Biffo, the wind, sure..
August 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Yeah Biffo, the wind, sure..
Glottal stops? Thought that was just here in scotland..
July 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Glottal stops? Thought that was just here in scotland..
Ah, can relate to this 100%, though in the photography field..
May 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Ah, can relate to this 100%, though in the photography field..
Wasn't it an MPP flash handle?
May 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Wasn't it an MPP flash handle?
Are you also responsible for the subtle - and not so subtle - differences between Linux distributions?
March 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Are you also responsible for the subtle - and not so subtle - differences between Linux distributions?