I absolutely love it for what it's worth.

And Disney can pry it from my cold, dead, hands.

Maybe it falls under the category of rizz- why else would someone say something as cornball as possible unless they absolutely meant it?

I don't think it's irony, and it isn't sarcastic. You say it because people love hearing it and it's from your heart.

Advice comes to us in ironies and sarcasms layered in pop culture metaphors and improbable events.
To know is to know better, and to be smug about it.

Which makes me wonder. If generational humor comes out of what is transgressive, then a core tenet of Gen z humor seems to be absolute sincerity.

Is it like gender to them? Is "Man Or Muppet" that universe's trans anthem? Is the nature of our internal senses of gender so crystal in clarity to the 5th dimensional powers observing us?

Moriarty just shows up to one of his reveals wearing nothing but an uneven veneer of extra chunky and a light dusting of nose candy.

Moriarty is absolutely the owner of that relationship. All of his schemes are just elaborate enrichment activities. Holmes is performing in a dog show, and Moriarty is showing him off.

The cocaine is just the positive reinforcement tool.

He is also a pillow princess.

*this is supremely good shit.*

And yet the number also implies that, despite the differences that seem obvious to us as 5th dimensional observers, these two states are close enough together that being unsure of which one one is is enough to trigger not one but two simultaneous existential crises.

Getting stoned?