I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need… it’s this.

So don’t be surprised if, in a decade or so, you’re somewhere in mainland Europe. and you see someone in their teens/early twenties stub their toe and scream “BASINGSTOKE!!” at the top of their lungs. (3/3)

Thing is, she doesn’t live in the UK. So he has taught all of his English-as-a-second-language classmates this, it has spread like wildfire, and most if not all of them are likely to reach adulthood without knowing that it’s just a UK town. (2/3)

I am passing through Basingstoke, so naturally I am thinking about the fact that, in a move which is equal parts hilarious and evil, my friend has taught her small child that Basingstoke is the worst swear word in the entire English language. (1/3)

Heard this was where the leftists were at? Anyway here’s my cat. He screams at everything and I wish I could get away with that behaviour.