James Knapp
@gorillakarate.bsky.social
I write jokes for whoever pays me the least.
My wife just told me I have "marriage quality arms" and it inspired me to sign up for eight new gym memberships.
June 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My wife just told me I have "marriage quality arms" and it inspired me to sign up for eight new gym memberships.
Why can't ghosts swim?
May 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Why can't ghosts swim?
It's my 35th birthday. So my plans included rewatching "Planet of the Apes" and being in bed by 8:30. Goodnight, everybody! Made it through another one!
April 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It's my 35th birthday. So my plans included rewatching "Planet of the Apes" and being in bed by 8:30. Goodnight, everybody! Made it through another one!
I used to be cool. Now I say things like "Oh goodness gracious" when I startle myself by getting up from the couch too quickly.
February 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I used to be cool. Now I say things like "Oh goodness gracious" when I startle myself by getting up from the couch too quickly.
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the four words every girl wants to hear
February 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
the four words every girl wants to hear
Totally thought that was a GG Allin impersonator.
January 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Totally thought that was a GG Allin impersonator.
Sometimes I don't know why I even try.
5 Household Pets That I’ve Failed To Teach Karate To - The Hard Times
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5 Household Pets That I’ve Failed To Teach Karate To - The Hard Times
Karate—the perennial backup sport for kids who weren’t coordinated enough to play soccer. And what is a more direct comparison to an uncoordinated child than the average house pet. Well, I have attemp...
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January 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Sometimes I don't know why I even try.
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"Malcolm In the Middle" Characters Ranked by How Good of a Punk House Roommate They Would Be
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"Malcolm In the Middle" Characters Ranked by How Good of a Punk House Roommate They Would Be
We decided to host some interviews for potential roommates and ranked some of these characters based on how well they’d be able to handle living in our punk house.
thehardtimes.net
January 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
"Malcolm In the Middle" Characters Ranked by How Good of a Punk House Roommate They Would Be
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Let's just hear him out
Panicked Ian MacKaye Frantically Calling Documentarians After Remembering Anecdote About ‘80s Hardcore He Hasn’t Told Anyone Yet
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Panicked Ian MacKaye Frantically Calling Documentarians After Remembering Anecdote About ‘80s Hardcore He Hasn't Told Anyone Yet
Ian MacKaye was recently spotted scrambling down a block, knocking over multiple children and old people who were in his path, in a harried effort to report to any documentarian available that he just...
thehardtimes.net
January 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Let's just hear him out
Having to actually play anything is the worst part of band practice.
January 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Having to actually play anything is the worst part of band practice.
Anyone seeking an American traditional pinup tattoo of a man is welcome to use my likeness #lookinglikeaman
December 17, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Anyone seeking an American traditional pinup tattoo of a man is welcome to use my likeness #lookinglikeaman