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Gorillaslaps
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Husband, Father of two and a dog named Roscoe.
PNT nerd that drinks cold beer 🍻 and rides a zero turn with a stinky cigar.

"You're all fur coat and no trousers, you are...."
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December 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
December 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Vivek and now Trump have told you MAGA voters you're not talented enough nor educated enough for STEM Jobs that you were promised after they kicked out H1b and the rest of the brown/black and Asian people. They tricked you again lol
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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McGovern: Seriously, we were worried. We actually started handing out missing person posters. Nobody has seen you for eight weeks. But, hey, I'm glad that you are ok. I'm glad you survived your nice, two-month paid vacation
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
MAGA losing their farms and JD Vance be like......
a green frog with an orange mouth is making a yes gesture .
ALT: a green frog with an orange mouth is making a yes gesture .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The newer Dem candidates need to work to push out the establishment Dems so they can actually fight for their constituents. This party is weak and folds EVERY damn time.
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Vote Schumer and the rest of these weak democrats out.
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Gotta ignore the weirdo influencer who put on black face to insult our lovely Black Women.

She has a bi-racial son and is desperate for attention and traffic on her tiktoc. She's jealous of Black women. You dont spend your time dressing up as someone you hate.
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
A large number of Americans do not understand what socialism, communism, or capitalism is or how each system operates. 🤦🏾‍♂️
October 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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BREAKING: A Department of Homeland Security officer shot at an unarmed black man during a traffic stop in DC, and the DC police officer said he was told by superiors not to mention the shooting in his incident report. 1/ www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Lawyers allege cover-up after fed shoots at man during D.C. traffic stop
Neither D.C. police nor the Department of Homeland Security have explained why the Homeland Security agent fired his weapon.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
October 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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"We got folks saying 'America first' when Jesus said 'the last shall be first'.

We're building walls when Christ tore down every dividing wall between us."
October 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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🚨BREAKING: The State of Arizona filed a lawsuit accusing House Speaker Mike Johnson of violating the Constitution by refusing to swear in Representative-elect Adelita Grijalva. The plaintiffs argue that Johnson’s delay has deprived hundreds of thousands of Arizonans of representation.
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Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
October 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I dont like you #MAGA idiots at all.....
September 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
September 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Tricolor Holdings, the 7th largest used car dealership in the country has filed for bankruptcy. It will be liquidated. Massive aluminum plant to be opened in Detroit canceled due to tariffs. The Trump Regime and Republicans are killing our country. share.google/1wo1Hf440g1V...
Auto supplier scraps $50 million Detroit factory plan as tariffs drive up costs
Lucerne, which makes components for Stellantis, Rivian and large Tier 1 suppliers, is still committed to onshoring, CEO Mary Buchzeiger said.
share.google
September 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Did someone say the UK has a way with words? 😏
September 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I really despise those of you that misbehaved at Chuck e. Cheese and now we are forced to endure hours of screaming without the comfort of a cold pitcher of beer...2 beer limit just doesnt get it done.....
September 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Breaking News!
Trump fails to end the Ukraine War on day 1 as promised or on day 243.
Russian jets enter Estonia's airspace in latest test for NATO
www.reuters.com/business/aer...
Russian jets enter Estonia's airspace in latest test for NATO
Russia's defense ministry said the jets flew over neutral waters.
www.reuters.com
September 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
They keep finding our young black men hanging from trees and giving these bullshit causes of death by suicide. Complete and utter nonsense.
September 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
September 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
As their narratives crumble right before their eyes.
September 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM